Brave men |
What's the definition of the bravest man in the world??The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume,Then slaps his wife on the backside and says: "You're next,fatty."----...
Posted by Shrek on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 04:12:00 PST |
Dog Food |
I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Big W and standinginline at the check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal D...
Posted by Shrek on Tue, 08 May 2007 09:03:00 PST |
Who is Jack Schitt? All you ever wanted to know and were too afraid to ask!! |
Who is Jack Schitt? All you ever wanted to know and were >too afraid to ask!! > >WHO IS JACK SCHITT? > >For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? >We find ourselves at a loss whe...
Posted by Shrek on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 03:54:00 PST |
4X4 getting fixed |
Well after 6 months of saying "I'm going to do it" I have finally started to get truckasurus ready for some camping trips. It looks like my mate is going to be getting a 4X4 so we will soon be able to...
Posted by Shrek on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 08:51:00 PST |
Back to the Gym at last |
Ok,
well I have now finished all my uni assignments and exams. Yeap no more sitting in a lab at 1am asking "why am I here".
So in order to purge my system I went back to the gym. And you would be surp...
Posted by Shrek on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 03:25:00 PST |
Rude riddles to make you smile |
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff...
Posted by Shrek on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 04:30:00 PST |
