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EMPIREâ„¢

keep knocking on the devil's door long enough and sooner or later i'm gonna answer

About Me

so lets see...i'm told my crew runs an empire, we just call it new york. i'm out of my fucking mind, i try to care about those i like but that's pushing it, so if i don't like you, move on. if you piss me off i usually make it my lifes mission to make yours miserable, simply because i have nothing better to do. i hate feet, they freak the hell out of me, i also hate hippies, there are 1 or 2 exceptions but that's about it. i enjoy good times, music calms me down, as long as it's not country or trance, that just pisses me off, listening to some hick sing about fucking his sister or some shit. i collect hats and shoes, actually most people tell me i have a sick obsession rather than a collection. i don't trust people, they've given me reason not to. i'm optimistic til something goes wrong. so it's up to you if you wanna like me or not, either way, i'm pretty sure i'll be fine.

My Interests

snowboarding and my bikes

I'd like to meet:

CEO of Hallmark, so i can kick his ass

Music:

anything but country for the most part

Movies:

boondock saints, donnie darko, chumscrubber, super troopers, accepted, and boondock saints (it's that good i had to mention it twice)

Television:


Your Porn Star Name is: Rodney Rammer

Books:

green eggs and ham

Heroes:

dr. seuss and my invisible friend