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Bastard

About Me

I'm a raging drunk. If you drink with me I'll probably kill you, seriously. I'll die young. I'm selfish. I love lying to you and myself. I've hurt everyone I've ever known. I'll hurt you sooner rather than later. I live in a blackout, no, seriously, I'm that drunk about 90% of the day. If I smile at you it's fake.

My Interests

whiskey, bars, myself, 50 Grand, stories that go on too long, liars, death and as of late, bars with wood stoves.

I'd like to meet:

nobody, well maybe Bruce Gibson and Russle the Love Muscle, and possibly, Early Queen Latifah

Music:

Whiseky Biscuit, Whiskeytown, Waylon Jennings, Cal

Movies:

Be Here To Love Me, Chopper, Heartworn Highways, The Bukowski Tapes, Withnail and I

Television:

boobtube.com, Monk, Flip This House, East Meets West

Books:

Hangover Square, Club International, By Myself (Autobiography of Lauren Bacall-I aint fucking joking!), Your diary

Heroes:

Townes Van Zandt, The Grim Reaper, Chupacabras, Supay, Baal, Charlie Sheen (he's persevered), Dudley Moore, Webster (Dictionary), Myself