Barry - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I am 15 years old....I can fight pretty good...I fight almost everyday to save my milk money.....Ummmm...... I have a crush on a girl named Karen Meyers, but she can't stand me. I can blow milk out of my nose....I got drunk once when I was 12...My folks threw a party and I drank all of their leftovers!!! I pulled down my pants once because someone dared me to (I made $2.00 that day!) I thought I could kick Mike Minor's butt, but he beat me up!.....I get thrown in lockers at least once a week.....I hate it when my "friends" call me 4-eyes.....I ALMOST had my first sexual encounter with Shirley Williams...She was babysitting at the time and called me over....She was sitting on my lap kissing me, and I got my very first REAL hard-on!!!! :) But then the people came home and I had to run out the back door....We only got as far as her unzipping my pants....Heck!!! She was the prettiest blonde girl in the neighborhood!!....I masterbated for a week after that....Every hour on the hour...Thinking about what almost was....*sigh*.........Ok...Before I end up thinking about her again and stopping to masterbate........Oh yeah!......My brother got to have sex with her....I was soooooo jealous!!!!....Speaking of my brother....I have 2 older brothers....They like to pick on me every day....They hold me down and fart in my face....But I got mad and threw a hammer at one of them.....A friend of mine who we call 'Crater Face' (he has a SERIOUS acne problem)....He became real popular because he learned how to play a guitar and he is now in a band....I think I want to learn to play the guitar so I can become popular like him!!!....I came to myspace because I overheard one of the fellas at school talk about it (I was hiding in one of the bathroom stalls) So I thought I would check it out and "Be Cool Like You Guys!!!"

My Interests

I want to be a train engineer or join the navy!!....I want to fight the 'bad guys'....Like I said, I am a pretty good fighter!!!....If that fails, I want to TRY and be a rock star!!!

I'd like to meet:

any pretty girls that want to meet me!! Cool guys to make me look cool :)

Music:

Banana Splits, Lovin' Spoonfuls, Vanilla Ice, KC And The Sunshine Band, James Brown, Snoop Doggy Dogg, Jimi Hendrix and America...

Movies:

Night Of The Living Dead, Dawn Of The Dead, The Reanimater, Return Of The Jedi, (I want to be just like Luke Skywalker!)...

Television:

Three Stooges, Beverly Hillbillies, Mtv, Rocky & Bullwinkle...

Books:

Cat In The Hat, Horton Hears A Who, Snowbound, The Holy Bible...

Heroes:

Superman, Hans Solo, Mighty Mouse, Snoop Doggy Dogg, Any guy that got some, and my friends that smoke Pot....