An Open Letter to Sarah Palin |
Hey, you idiot;Please shut up. Every time you open your mouth women cringe, Hannity jumps out of his chair, and dogs howl. You are an embarassment to women everywhere. The Republicans made a foo...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:05:00 GMT |
I Would Make an Excellent Bouncer |
The other night, Ben and I were curled up on the couch among blankets and cats in our nest of sweet love and happened upon a strange thing on public access. A cartoon of a grizzled bum swigging some F...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 17:47:00 GMT |
Cloning the Wittle Kitties |
I read that there was a woman in texas who paid somewheres around $10 000 for some renegade genetecists to clone her little Fluffy McKitty when it died. So, the one cat she had for probably 12 or...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 12:40:00 GMT |
Stoopid Coffeshop Connections Make April Go Crazy! |
Well, I HAD written a long funy blog but my computer kicked me off of the coffe shop connection onto mad city broadband and erased it all. Infuriating!
Anyways, Im home. And my phone is back on.
Son ...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 22:12:00 GMT |
Im going to Kansas! |
Im going to Kansas! Tra la la la la la ! Got me my confirmation # for the train today! La la la!
Posted by on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 12:21:00 GMT |
Screw This |
Im going home to read Sir Gawaine and the Green Night, watch Amadeus, and eat the bomb ass mac and chz casserole I made last night.
Posted by on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 22:12:00 GMT |
Love and a .45, Squirrels with Earmuffs |
Dont you love it, in winter, when the squirrels start wearing their little earmuffs and booties? What, dont believe me? Go look at a squirrel, if you live in a wintery type climate. They grow little ...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 11:27:00 GMT |
Kindred Spirits in the Wastelands of Kansas |
At 4 30 in the morning, my friend woke me up, lightly touching my shoulder. "Do you hear that?" I woke up all the way and listened carefully. There was a woman screaming. "nooo, Joe. Noooo! Eeeeek!" I...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 23:54:00 GMT |
my blog, my life, my fairy tale |
Once upon a time there was a little girl who fell in love with a bartender. She loved him with all her heart. They were very happy with each other and did nice things together and had wonderful m...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 09:16:00 GMT |
New Tattoo |
So I went into Capitol City Tattoo, the finest tattoo shop in a tri-state area, to get the cover-up on my stomach finally done. For those of you who have never seen my tummy, I have a really bad begin...
Posted by on Tue, 30 May 2006 09:48:00 GMT |
