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Aaron (TINY)

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About Me

I am an enigma. I like hanging out with friends, but I also like being alone sometimes. I play the bass guitar, and I'm always looking for someone to jam with. I drink, a lot. I like traveling and spending my weekends somewhere new. I'm a jokester, always cracking a witty remark when given the proper setup. I can be a huge geek. And people say I wear my feelings on my sleeve. I try not to regret the things I've done, but there are a few that I do. Someday, someone will write a book about me. And I am absolutely OBSESSED with THE Ohio State Buckeyes.
You scored as absinthe. you are artistic and creative, but a little unstable. you are magical and can have dillusions, and are a little mysterious.

absinthe


92%

whiskey


83%

midori


83%

vodka


75%

champagne


71%

beer


71%

rum


67%

bourbon


67%

wine


63%

daiquaries


54%
what alcoholic drink are you (pictures)
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You Are a Martini
There's no other way to say it: you're a total lush.
You hold your liquor well, and you hold a lot of it! What Mixed Drink Are You? ___________________________________
You scored as Jigsaw. You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face. You are intelligent, and know how to outwit just about anyone. And that spells bad news for anyone who falls into your games of death and torture.

Jigsaw


100%

Candyman


75%

Hannibal Lecter


70%

Pinhead


65%

Michael Myers


60%

Captain Spaulding


45%

Jason Voorhees


40%

Leatherface


40%

Freddy Krueger


35%

Buffalo Bill


25%
Which Horror Killer are You?
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My Interests

Music, pretty girls, ugly girls that can keep a secret, micro-brews, bass guitar, poetry, prose, concerts, comedy shows, public urination, automatic weapons, horror movies, the Tilt-a-whirl

I'd like to meet:

Here's the list.... some are living, some aren't.Bruce Campbell, Woody Hayes, Jim Tressel, Buddha, Ozzy Osbourne, Brendon Small, SpaceGhost, Les Claypool (I already met Les, but I still wanna hang out with him.), Mike Patton, Kerry King, Leonardo da Vinci, Carmen Electra (she's my goddess), ALF, Gene and Dean Ween, Clint Eastwood, George Lucas, Hunter S. Thompson, Johnny Depp, Denise Richards, Chris Berman, Jenna Jameson, Oscar the Grouch, Eric Cartman, Kramer, and Screech. ___________________________________________

Music:

I have a wide variety of musical influences. Mostly Metal and Jam Bands, but also some country and old-school rap. Some of my favorites are.... GWAR, Primus, Dethklok, Ween, Pantera, David Allen Coe, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Rush, ZZ Top, Life of Agony, Bobaflex, Dethklok, Anthrax, White Zombie, Slipknot, Mushroomhead, Mr. Bungle, Korn, Beastie Boys, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Slayer, System of a Down, Soulfly, Sepultura, 311, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Jane's Addiction, Suicidal Tendencies, Sublime, Weezer, and a whole lot more that I ain't gonna list because it's way too many. ---------------------------------------------------------
You scored as Rocker, Mosher. Your A Rocker!

Rocker, Mosher


80%

Goth


65%

Skater


45%

Prepy


35%

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev


35%

Trendy


30%

Emo


25%
What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy Ect
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Movies:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas; Caddyshack; Monty Python and the Holy Grail; Hostel; The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly; A Fistfull of Dollars; All the Star Wars movies (particularly "The Empire Strikes Back"); The Lord of the Rings trilogy; Evil Dead 1 and 2; Army of Darkness; Kill Bill-Volumes 1 and 2; Reservoir Dogs; Braveheart; House of 1000 Corpses; The Devil's Rejects; All the Nightmare on Elm Street movies; Saw; Saw II; Saw III; and pretty much any splatter flick and cheesy-gore movie. I also like the occasional mind-fuck.

Television:

My Name is Earl; The Office; Metalacolypse; South Park; Seinfeld; Two and a half Men; SportCenter; OSU Buckeye Football!! THE MAN SHOW!!!! Kids In The Hall - Bad Doctor

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Books:

The Anarchist Cookbook; Star Wars books; Stephen King; Hunter S. Thompson

Heroes:

My mother. I miss you Mom!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Aaron
Birthday: The Ides of March
Birthplace: Slima, Ohio
Current Location: Putnam County
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde when not shaven
Height: 6 feet
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: German
The Shoes You Wore Today: Vans sneakers after I took off my steel-toed work boots
Your Weakness: my weakness??? Probably a cute face.
Your Fears: getting pulled over
Your Perfect Pizza: Sausage and sauerkraut
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To own my own home.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: brb
Thoughts First Waking Up: Quit licking my face, Abby!
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes
Your Bedtime: early on work nights, like 9:00. Otherwise, whenever i get tired.
Your Most Missed Memory: My mother kissing me goodnight
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Subway
Single or Group Dates: Both are fun, depends on the person i guess.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Arizona Green Tea with plum
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee.... Blacker than the blackest black times infinity.
Do you Smoke: unfortunately
Do you Swear: un-fuckin-fortunately
Do you Sing: I growl
Do you Shower Daily: sometimes twice a day
Have you Been in Love: un-fuckin-fortunately
Do you want to go to College: when I find somethin I wanna go for, yes.
Do you want to get Married: I thought i did. Now, not so sure.
Do you belive in yourself: Who else will if I don't? So YES!
Do you get Motion Sickness: nah
Do you think you are Attractive: Sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: Sometimes
Do you get along with your Parents: Sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: YES!
Do you play an Instrument: Bass guitar, harmonica, some piano
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: YES!
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: i forget
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: How about NEVER!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: YES! I dig sushi!
In the past month have you been on Stage: not this month
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: too cold
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: i don't think so.....
Ever been Drunk: Yeppers
Ever been called a Tease: yeppers
Ever been Beaten up: yeppers
Ever Shoplifted: yeppers
How do you want to Die: Slow and painfully. Well, not like super-slow. I would like to spend the day dying. You only do it once, unless you believe in reincarnation.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I think I AM grown up. I always wanted to be a jounalist.
What country would you most like to Visit: Austrailia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: hmmmm...... blue is nice. So is brown. Or hazel. Just as long as they got somethin' goin' on in 'em.
Favourite Hair Color: I guess this survey was written by a British person..... FavoUrite? Hair color is changeable. I like em all!
Short or Long Hair: I prefer longer hair. At least enough to pull on when it's gettin' KINKY!
Height: shorter than me
Weight: less than me
Best Clothing Style: I like when a chick dresses NAUGHTY!
Number of Drugs I have taken: I forget
Number of CDs I own: a couple hundred. maybe 250.
Number of Piercings: Used to be 4, now just one.
Number of Tattoos: 4, not enough!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a handfull
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My Blog

Tiny the Van Man

Heh heh. It's been a while since I decided to blog. So here goes a lil sum sum....I am finally free of the shackles that are CREDIT CARD DEBT, and I also have no other outstanding loans. Yet, I still ...
Posted by Aaron (TINY) on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 03:24:00 PST

those markers that cashiers have.....

Halfway home from work today, I realized I was in desperate need of fuel. So, I didn't crack open the 24 oz. can of Coors Light i had purchased at a certain Bluffton carryout and limped to Pandor...
Posted by Aaron (TINY) on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 04:02:00 PST

SEX FEEDBACK

   So i was on eBay today, and I was planning on placing a bid on a helmet that keeps your pet safe from the government's mind-reading rays that they use. I don't want poor Abby telling her ...
Posted by Aaron (TINY) on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 02:30:00 PST

At what point is it considered "sex"?

We had this discussion at work today. "At what point is it considered 'sex'?" I will leave this question up to you, my trusty "blog-readers", then I will comment on what we came up with at work. Who ...
Posted by Aaron (TINY) on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 01:48:00 PST

The world needs more midgets.

Ok, I'm almost giving up. For the last day or so, I've been "browsing" myspace for a "little person" to be my friend. But they gotta live close by, so I can pick them up once in a while to hang out wi...
Posted by Aaron (TINY) on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 01:16:00 PST

86 Rules of Boozing

THIS IS TAKEN FROM MODERNDRUNKARDMAGAZINE.COM 1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour. 2. Always toast before doing a shot. 3. Whoever buys the shot g...
Posted by Aaron (TINY) on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 05:33:00 PST

Tiny's JOKE OF THE WEEK!!!

Q:   What's the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?   A:   A Washing Machine doesn't follow you around for three weeks after you dump a load in it....
Posted by Aaron (TINY) on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 05:26:00 PST

My new purchase.....

So, if you read the bulletin, me and my bro are forming a band.So, naturally, I gotta start thinking about upgrading my WARdrobe. I am thinking of buying a codpiece. You know, a decorative "flap or ba...
Posted by Aaron (TINY) on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 02:04:00 PST

What do YOU listen to???

You ever notice this?When you ask a normal person what their favorite kind of music is, ALOT of them respond by saying "Oh, I like ALL kinds of music. Rock, rap, country, blues, jazz, etc."But then yo...
Posted by Aaron (TINY) on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 03:43:00 PST

Best Poem ever!!!! TRUST ME ON THIS ONE!

This was sent to me by a friend of mine named Amy. I asked if I could post it and if she knew the author. She said it was an unknown author and that I could use it, so here goes. I freaking LOVE it!St...
Posted by Aaron (TINY) on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 03:08:00 PST