i REALLY enjoy picnics, bowling and ice skating!!
right now, im completely obsessed with random pool parties! especially the ones in the middle of the night! seriously, anyone, if u wana have an absolute blast, theres only one word u need to know:
pool
FUCKING WATCH THIS!!
if you dont get it, go to youtube and watch 'charlie goes to candy mounutain'
movies are cool, but id rather spend time with the person im out with, rather than a big tv.. unless i dont like them. thats a whole other story!
totum tennis rocks my socks, so do trampolines!!
i love going out on saturday nights and going mental!! ..
I'd like to meet:
DARREN HAYES
elvis.. coz hes a freakin genius!
michael witt, lol. he plays for the manly sea eagles.. and is the sexiest man on the planet!
jesus, just so i can call him a hippy and tell him to get a haircut. lol
milo ventimiglia.. he has the sexiest hair in the WHOLE WORLD!!
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adopt your own virtual pet!
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just click the picture to have a look round, it'll take you to the page. then....
JOIN!
Music:
i ♥ DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE!!
.. powderfinger, M.I.A, shitdisco, brand new, the shins, coldplay, we are scientists, the zutions, the strokes, HIM, snow patrol, madina lake, panic! at the disco, the white stripes, little birdy, eskimo joe, james blunt, violent femmes, silverchair, the ting tings, ben lee, savage garden, the killers, MCR, the hush sound, placebo, the sleepy jackson, pony up!, elvis and so on....
Movies:
i ♥ donnie darko
terminator 2, the vigin suicides, fightclub, batman begins, back to the future 2, the road to el dorado, ferris buellers day off, superman returns, the rage in placid lake, spiderman, night at the museum, how to loose a guy in 10 days, james bond:casino royale, suddenly 30,.. mr bean
Television:
.. greys anatomy is my life!
i also really love skins, heros, top gear and the vicar of dibly.. lol.
Books:
harry potter, of mice and men, catcher in the rye, lord of the rings, sweet valley high, the babysitters club, the tv guide.. lol..
Heroes:
byron schammer, from the legendary fremantle dockers!!
the gover-nator aka arny!!
THINGS YOU CAN DO WHEN YOUR BORED
THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send you a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all your money to jessica?)
See how long you can hold a note
(Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes)
Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, or try to beat your own personal best. Inhale deeply and then try and make a noise for as long as you can. Earn extra points for making your partner laugh or ending on an amusing note.
Try to not think about penguins
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
This is especially hard, because by trying too much, you remember what you were trying to avoid thinking of. If you try too little, you end up thinking about penguins anyway.
Use your secret mind power
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Pick a passing by and try to use your mind power to command them do something, like drop their bag or knock into someone. The law of averages dictates that sooner or later one of your mind commands will come true, so you can convince yourself that you really have super human powers and waste even more time trying them out.
Pretend you're a robot
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Walk down the street with mechanical movements, adding 'zzzzzt' sounds with each motion. Pretending to have a motor broken in, say, your left hand can add at least 30 seconds more entertainment.
Scratch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Go ahead, scratch yourself now. Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't that feel pretty good?
Rate passers by
(Amusement Potential: 10-15 minutes)
Secretly award passers by marks out of ten as you go along, offering (unsaid) expert criticism over their clothing, hairstyle and footwear choices.
Repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Pick a random word out of a magazine and say it aloud to yourself until it becomes a meaningless set of noises.
Pinch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
What is pain? Why is it unpleasant? There's nothing physical about it - it's all in your mind. Plus, after pinching yourself for awhile, boredom will seem nice next to being in pain.
Try to swallow your tongue
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
There's not much to say about this one. It is possible, but really stupid.
Pretend to be a car
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Make appropriate revving noises in your head as you walk along and add a racing commentary as you pass strangers in the street. Use blinking eyes as indicators for extra authenticity.
Make Star Trek door noises
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
Stand by an electric door to a bank or something and make that silly "Scccccccchwop" sound heard whenever people popped on to the bridge to hang with Captain Kirk.
Look at something for awhile, shut eyes, study after image
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
Another great time waster. It takes about 30 seconds of staring to create an after image, and the image is then viewable for about the same length of time. Fun to combine this one with pushing on your eyes.
Get yourself as nauseated as possible
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Best achieved by looking straight up and spinning around. Try to be so dizzy you can't even stand up. This is also entertaining due to the "makes boredom seem a lot better" effect (see "Hurt Yourself").
Invent a weird twitch
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Adopt a bizarre twitch (e.g. flicking your head irregularly, twitching with eye or busting out sporadic cough noises) and try it out when you go shopping.
Make a low buzzing noise
(Amusement Potential: 15-30 minutes)
Hours of fun in libraries! Keeping a totally straight face and looking nonchalant, make a low pitch humming/buzzing noise and see who reacts.
THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH VERY LITTLE
See what's in your neighbour's rubbish/trash
(Amusement Potential: 20-30 minutes)
You can learn a lot about people by what they throw out. You might uncover some dark secret about them. Plus, they might be throwing out something with value that still works, like a VCR or some porn mags.
Watch TV, repeat everything said in Italian accent
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Sort of entertaining. Include flamboyant shoulder shrugs for added impact, or go for a Marlon Brando set of grunts.
Send spooky emails
(Amusement Potential: 15-60 minutes)
Look up someone's CV on the web, do some research on them via Google and then send them an email full of personal references claiming to be an ex-work colleague who fell in love with their shoes. Or something.
Play our useless games
(Amusement Potential: how long have you got?)
Waste away the hours with a collection of useless online games
Make prank phone calls
(Amusement Potential: 20-60 minutes)
Very entertaining, but requires discipline. Remember - vulgarities don't make a call funny, but getting the other person to believe a ridiculous story will. Try seeing if you can get them to make noises to 'test' the line. One to get you started off: Call McDonalds with weird complaints about their food.
Pretend all humans will die except for people in room with you
Amusement Potential: 10-20 minutes)
What would you do if this really happened? Would the group stay together, or would there be factions? Who would join what group? Remember, there would only be power for a few days before the plants ran out of fuel or broke. To travel, you would always have to be near cars to siphon gas out of. Best to do with people you know.
Step off a curb with eyes shut, imagine it's a cliff
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
To get any benefit out of this one, you have to have a good imagination. Don't step off immediately, build up to the jump. Study the ravine below. Feel the winds at that altitude. Step off and...AHHHHHH!!!!!
Try and sound Welsh
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
The key to sounding Welsh is to make sure that your voice goes up at the end of the sentence, so that everything sounds like a question. Throw in a superfluous 'isn't it?' at the end of everything you say and you're halfway there. Isn't it?
Burn things with a magnifying glass
(Amusement Potential: 5-30 minutes)
Ants are always fun to use for this, but burning the face of someone you don't like, under some circumstances, can be just as entertaining.
THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH ANOTHER PERSON
Have a water gargling contest
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Put a glassful of water in your mouth and see how long you can keep gargling for. Award yourself extra points for loud and amusing gargling noises, and minus points if you laugh.
Stare at the back of someone's head until they turn around
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
This works on the "I have the feeling I'm being watched" principle. Conduct an experiment-does this really work?
Have a "Who is less competitive" competition
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Trying to win at this will make you lose. Trying to lose makes you win which makes you lose. Not trying at all makes you lose which makes you win which makes you lose.
Pick up a dog so it can see things from your point of view
(Amusement Potential: 3-5 minutes)
Think about it: your dog has only seen the house from a viewpoint from 6" to 2' high (15 to 60 cm for all you metric fans). It's never seen the tops of counters, what you keep on your desk, the tops of shelves, etc. Try looking at things from its point of view, too.
Pull out a hair, stick in someone's ear
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
Best done to sleeping people. Added challenge in having no one else around, because then you can't blame it on anyone else. Try to beat your record number of times before the person catches on.
Pour water in hand, make sneeze noise, throw water on back of person's neck
(Amusement Potential: 5-15 minutes)
Always a good gag. For an even bigger reaction out of the person, act like you're not sorry at all for what they think you did. Comment instead on how big that sneeze was or about how there was a lot of mucus in that one.
DISCLAIMER:
Obviously, a lot of these suggestions are really dumb things to do, so don't take them seriously.
fun things to do in elevators
1) When it's only you and someone else in an elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
2) If you have time, put a table in an elevator and when it stops at a floor and someone tries to get in ask them ''Do you have an appointment?'.
3) When someone gets on, ask them what floor they want. If they say 7 press every floor up to 7 then get off at the next floor yourself.
4) Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger 'Wanna see wha in muh mouf?'
5) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask 'Got enough air in there?'
6) Stare at another passenger for a while. Then shout in horror 'You're one of THEM' and move to the far corner of the elevator.
7) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
8) Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
9) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
10) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
11) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce 'I've got new socks on'
12) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
13) Meow occasionally.
14) Offer nametags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.
15) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering 'Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP'
16) Bet the other passengers you can fit a dollar in your nose.
17) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask 'Is that your beeper?'
18) Say 'Ding' at each floor.
19) Say 'I wonder what all these do' and push the red buttons.
20) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
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