mikeymAsonic profile picture

mikeymAsonic

take pills.

About Me


i'm mikey, i'm a dudes dude and a dj. i'm a guy who likes food, and stuff. its really fun to laugh. i like money. i really like ramen noodles in a cup. my best friend is made out of skin and other crap.
By now, life was supposed to be a fully automated, atomic-powered, germ-free Utopia - a place where a grown man could wear a velvet spandex unitard and not be laughed at.
heres some stuff you can find me at almost every week:
How many of you be will be
left to drink whiskey
at my funeral party
Remember to bring your flask
and pour a shot for your dead homie
Shake your ass around my casket
and bring your beach blankets
Volleyballs, wine coolers
and spin your favorite records.
business - i make people listen to music i want to listen to. hire me!
pleasure - a.m. error
aim = mikeymAsonic
Thou shalt not go into the wood with your boyfriends best friend, take drugs, and cheat on him.Thou shalt not fall in love so easily...

My Interests

computer science, casio keyboards, quantum physics, girl's privates.

I'd like to meet:

ben folds, david cross, bill hicks, mitch hedberg, jason sproles, broc curry, and my father Dave Mustaine

Music:

NOTE* this shit is so 2003---- Hefner, !!!, Black Black Ocean, Blue Skies Burning, Vida Blue, Grand Buffet, Stylex, Jawbreaker, Milemarker, Wilco, Broken Social Scene, Cex, Clem Snide, Modest Mouse, The Ghost, Piebald, Cougars, Cursive, Dance Disaster Movement, Ex Models, Q and not U, Black Eyes, Dinosaur Jr., Dismemberment Plan, crooked fingers, elf power, adult, good life, battles, plans mistaken for stars, songs: ohia, pixies, dirty projectors, mountain goats, enon, brainiac, xiu xiu, and a fucking ton more.

Movies:

city of god, one flew over the cuckoos nest, you me and everyone we know

Television:

How it's made.

Books:

breakfast of champions, on the road, white pigeons.

Heroes:

Jason Sproles and Chuk

My Blog

Portland, OR

mikey goes to portland. - 06-07-07  06-20-07 intro i promised myself in 04 i'd never blog again.  i never keep up the ol' LJ, and basically have nothing written down so all my memories just flo...
Posted by mikeymAsonic on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 07:54:00 PST

first/last blog entry ever. *REVISED*

blog blog blog blog....i suppose you're supposed to write stuff about your life in here so your rad myspace friends can read them and know what's going on in your life without actually talking to you....
Posted by mikeymAsonic on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST