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Evil Bald Guy

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About Me

I am an eclectic soul. There is no real way I can write down a few key things about me to surmise all that is me.. I like many crazy things from cheese to old 80s music. Computers and loud industrial music. Very small cars and working out at the gym. Funny looking animals and a girl in Dr. Martin boots. I am of variable intelligence and like to have a fun time with life. I can be serious when it is needed and just plain stupid when it is required. I am random but with a purpose. I have my quirks but that is what makes me...well...me. I guess I am a picky person but I would rather be bored and alone than miserable and with someone. You should create your own MySpace Layouts like me by using nUCLEArcENTURy .COM's MySpace Profile Editor !

My Interests

Reading, Downloading music, Exploring new places...and old, Working out at the gym, Browsing the internet for pictures of "Cats & Machine guns" and new music, Listening to music..all the time, Cooking, Hanging out on my giant sofa and watching movies, Planning evil traps for my friends, Walking through town and taking pictures of the ‘Urban Chaos’, Putting together jigsaw puzzles. Thinking of uses for the word 'Donkey', Planning the many ways to retire, Day-dreaming.....and sleeping, Exchanging scratches for ‘pushy paws’ with cats, Shopping at thrift stores, Collecting shot glasses, snobe globes, fridge magnets and other crazy trinkets. Oh yes...my favorite...People watching...woohoo!

I'd like to meet:

First and foremost I would like to take a ride on my time machine and go back and kick a few people’s butts. A few at the top of my list would be: Murphy (for inventing his stupid law), Richard James (invented the Slinky), Maria Bogner (invented Stretch Pants) and a few others who left some pretty horrible inventions in history. I would also slip some subliminal messages in the 80’s Saturday morning cartoons…just for the fun of it.I would like to meet a few good friends and perhaps that ever-elusive ‘Best Friend’. I would like to meet someone who does not complete me (I hate hearing that) but is someone I feel so comfortable and happy around that we can sit in the same room doing totally different things and be perfectly happy. Just do not sing too loud or I will be forced to throw my book at you…do not worry, it is a soft cover.
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Music:

!!!, 808 State, Beatles, Absurd Minds, Apollo 440, Apoptygma Berzerk, Art of Noise, B-52s, Bananafishbones, Bates, Beastie Boys, Berlin, Billy Idol, Black Flag, Blondie, Bloodhound Gang, Cake, Chemical Brothers, Clash, Covenant, Cramps, Crystal Method, Cure, Danzig, David Bowie, Dee-lite, Deftones, Depeche Mode, Devo, Dropkick Murphys, Elvis, Enigma, Erasure, Faith No More, Falco, Front 242, Garbage, Goethes Erben, Goldfrapp, Gorillaz, Gwar, Jimi Hendrix, Iggy Pop, Infected Mushroom, Information Society, Insane Clown Possie, Joan Jet, Joy Division, Johnny Cash, KMFDM, Libertines, Lords of Acid, Madness, Massive Attack, Meat Beat Manifesto, Ministry, Misfits, Moby (old), New Order, Nine Inch Nails, Ozzy (old stuff), Pantera, Pink Floyd, Prodigy, Project Pitchfork, Queen, Rev. Heat, Ramones, Rob Zombie, Rolling Stones, Run DMC, Sarah McLaughlin, Sepultura, Sisters of Mercy, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Skinny Puppy, Smiths, Snake River Conspiracy, Strokes, Sugar Cubes, Timo Maas, Type O Negative, Tomcraft,Tool, U2 (old), VNV Nation, Waikiki Beach Bombers, White Stripes, White Zombie, Wolfsheim, Wumscut, Yazoo, Zeromancer. A billion choices for my billion moods. I believe everyone follows one particular music instrument and all music flows around a certain sound that pleases you...not a label..Rap, Country...etc. Mine just happens to be the keyboard with a dash of bass
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Movies:

Army of Darkness, Braveheart, Brazil, Boondock Saints, Clockwork Orange, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Fear & Loathing, Fight Club, Guy Richie movies, Go, Gummo, Hellraiser movies, Kalifornia, Kevin Smith movies, Kung Pow, Krull,, Mafia movies, Naked Lunch, Natural Born Killers, Requiem for a Dream, Schwarzenegger movies (the old cheesy ones), Submarine movies, Tarantino movies, Tim Burton movies, Vampire movies, Zoolander…anything that takes some thought to understand and prob does not do to good in the box office or is just so horrible you watch with headphones and the shades drawn.

Television:

Reality shows,CSI (just about all cop dramas), Battlestar Galactica (the new show), Chappel Show and Mind of Mencia... My Name is Earl....now that is an awesome show. Not much else....I usually wait til a show comes out on DVD.

Books:

Douglas Adams, Ray Bradbury, Frank Herbert, Robert Heinlein, Joseph Heller, Orson Scott Card, Chuck Palahniuk, Irvine Welsh & Kurt Vonnegut…mainly science fiction, horror and suspense.DON'T CLICK HERE!

Heroes:

Hmmmm....tough one. Basically anyone who does what they say they are going to do in a timely manner and does not back down from it when he/she is judged poorly or unfairly for it. Find me that person and i will put a gold star sticky on his/her chest.Comedians...they can tell you like it is and you will laugh. Stephen Wright, George Carlin, Carlos Mencia and Eddie Izzard...bless you!


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Graue Katze in den weißen Aufladungen

So&I just ran over a cat. I loathe that more than anything in the world. They was no way to avoid the little fur bullet that ran full speed from the other side of the road and under my car. To make ma...
Posted by Evil Bald Guy on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 05:19:00 PST

Viva Bris-vegas

After many years of aspiration I have finally carried out my trip to see the sights and sounds of ..Australia. (Although the trip in a rusty navel vessel was not my ideal form of transport) For the m...
Posted by Evil Bald Guy on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 01:57:00 PST

Better than he was before, Stronger, Faster...

Colin Hennessee, Marine - A man barely alive . . . Gentlemen, we can rebuild him . . . we have the technology. Better than he was before, Stronger, Faster&..   So...I am about to embark on the go...
Posted by Evil Bald Guy on Mon, 21 May 2007 05:19:00 PST

Dropping the 'F' bomb

So&I am back&I have had a rough few weeks. For those of you have not been in the loop I will enlighten you&   I had my laptop (just bought in January) stolen&.as well as my external hard drive, Z...
Posted by Evil Bald Guy on Sat, 05 May 2007 11:45:00 PST

Wave your hands in the air!

Light on his feet&he makes his way over to the giant 4 screen, blinking whirring machine of death. He selects his most insidious methods of torture. His co-hort (and wife) looks on with a malicious sm...
Posted by Evil Bald Guy on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 01:06:00 PST

Korea

A few days ago we came ashore to ...Korea stuffed in a troop transport ship late in the evening just like in an old war film. Arriving in crisp 2 deg centigrade wind blustering weather we spent the ne...
Posted by Evil Bald Guy on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 06:08:00 PST

Das Boot

Ah the sweet smell of freedom& and by freedom I mean off the 'wonderful' boat and on land&the place of non-cramped compartments and minimal lines of robotic military personnel, lemmings waiting for an...
Posted by Evil Bald Guy on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 04:48:00 PST

Grass Ninjas !!!!

row row row your boat...... time to go play with some seamen and rear amirals......yeah! i will be back......? stil prob the best way to get in contact with me is my military email. take care and bewa...
Posted by Evil Bald Guy on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 03:21:00 PST

Moving....yet again

Going on a fun little trip to Japan on Thursday so I will be out of the 'loop' for a bit. I am sorry that I have been a little hard to get a hold of or talk to these past few days but I am sure most o...
Posted by Evil Bald Guy on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 05:34:00 PST

Back.....again.....gone....

So&&.as luck would go&.I get my internet back up about 15 min before I am to depart on my wonderful 10mph hour trek with a fast thawing 23lb turkey to San Diego&&super! I do not have a lot of time to ...
Posted by Evil Bald Guy on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 03:43:00 PST