I'd like to meet:
A bunch of dead people and George Carlin.
Music:
The Beatles, Nine Inch Nails, The Smiths, TOOL, A Perfect Circle, Interpol, Smashing Pumpkins, The Cure, Pink Floyd, Weezer, Saves the Day, Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Movies:
Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Clerks, Fight Club, Lord of the Rings, A Clockwork Orange
Television:
The Simpsons, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Friends, South Park, Beavis and Butt-Head, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, wrestling, Chappelle's Show, Invader ZIM, the Daily Show, nip/tuck
Books:
Where the Sidewalk Ends, Catcher in the Rye, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, The Incredible Hulk #181, Uncanny X-Men #303, Probability for Risk Management, Carrie, the Shining
Heroes:
Dave Chappelle, Stanley Kubrick, Kevin Smith, Spider-Man, Trey Parker, Matt Stone