No.elle

I’m N o e l l e, I ♥ my name. I was named after a French runway model. My birthday is not on Christmas, it’s in August, shocking I know. I DESPISE liars. Karma is a bitch, and boy do I feel sorry for anyone who chooses to lie to me. I scrunch my nose alot, especially when I laugh. I shake what my mama gave me. slow d a n c i n g in a b u r n i n g room=FAVORITE SONG!I plan on moving to Las Vegas soon, for 2 or 3 years, I don't think I could live there any longer than that. Vegas is not a place to settle down, but definitely a good place to learn a lot about yourself. I seem to develope a brooklyn accent, after several drinks, don't ask. I LOVE cheese and john mayer. I hate when girls copy me, I don't take it as a compliment, I take it as an annoyance . Sad songs about being heartbroken, they are my favorite. When I miss someone, I miss them like crazy beans. I'm kinda a H i p p i e at times, or so I've been called on multiple occasions. I make a damn good "Girl cheese". I would die to become a victoria secrets runway model I would love to go on the Real World, as a matter of a fact, I will go on the real world. I am a member of PETA, animal obsessed I am. I make a funny face when I have the sniffles, funny, but cute none the less. I'm starting to like Jessica Simpson again, now that I don't have to see her dumbass on TV anymore, she is actually quite tolerable now. Pink and Orange, are my favorite colors, sometimes even yellow, it just depends. I hate when girls confuse hate with JEALOUSY. While intoxicated, I seem to think I'm Beyonce. Giraffes, platypus, and armadillos are my favorite of animals, buy me one, k thanks! I have a really long neck, as well as legs, which just so happens to be my favorite physical feature. legs for dayyyyyys.I suck at making everyday decisions, like where to eat or what movie to see; yet I am extremely opinionated. I don’t like my new car as much as Bubbles the buggie. I miss my Grammie more than anything in this world, but there are so many things constantly reminding me of her daily, so for that I am forever grateful. It is a good thing to live in love and in heartbreak is perfect too. Fate can only take you so far, it's up to you to make the right decision. With that being said, I hate the saying, "If it's meant to be, it will be." NOT THE CASE. It's okay to make mistakes, it's a lot more beautiful than being handed a manual to life. I hate voicemail, please do NOT leave me one! I think I'm half fish, I LOVE to be in the water, where there is water, there is noelle. Take me to the beach, and I'll be yours forever. I go to Cosmetology school. I like to color hair, cut, not my cup of tea. Extensions are more my thing. However I do not love it, I'd rather go to Fashion school in L A. I'm not perfect, but neither are you; I realized that flaws are the things you love in people that matter the most. I will ALWAYS love Britney Spears no matter what people say about her, she pretty much kicks ass, and she is way cooler than you. I've had an intense crush on Donald Trump and Owen Wilson for a few years now. I have never cared what people think of me, nor will I EVER. Guy strippers are disgusting. I learn my lessons the hard way, and I like it like that, on most cases anyway. One thing I realized is, life is about addiction and recovery, with everything. I call fish, fooshies, always have, always will. I lose interest all too quickly, especially in boys...so if you like me, do something about it, and with the quickness. Try to keep my attention, it will be a challenge for the both of us. I worship the sun, sun baby I am. I'm always up for something new, anything new, anything but the ordinary. Blonde is always better, for me anyways, but definitely not for everyone. My dream car is a Mercedes G Wagon, and I will have one. I love board games, I dominate...challenge me, I dare you. I want two standard poodles, a pink one, and a purple one. I'm probably one of the tannest white girls you'll ever meet. I wish I could go to the zoo everyday, just to see the animals, yet feel bad that they are in cages. I hate nothing more than crying in front of people. I want to live life as though it were the 20s. and 30s. Burlesque, it's beautiful. I have a thing for swimsuits. I love when they don't match, I like mixing them! My theory is that you can never have enough of them. Betsey Johnson, Ed Hardy and Heatherette are my favorite designers. I think seat warmers, high heels, mascara, and chapstick are the best of inventions. I have amazing friends, who mean the world to me. Be jealous. I like to shop and travel. My ethnicity is: French, German, Native American Indian, Irish and Scottish. I have 1 tattoo, but soon to be 3, yes they are truly addicting. I'm aggressive. I'm confident, not cocky. I've lived in California all of my life and hope to keep it that way. I never back down, but I'm learning to accept the fact that I'm not always right and I have made mistakes in my life. I rarely say "I'm sorry"; so if I do, I mean it. I'M NOT LIKE ANYONE YOU'LL EVER MEET. But then again, it's a rarity that I let people really get to know me. I don't like drama, but it seems to like me. If you have some, save it. I'm pretty judgmental, but try to keep it to myself. I'm extremely picky when it comes to food and boys; I’ve been like that since day one. I believe strongly that chemistry between two people is either there from the moment you meet or it never will be. I have a competitive nature, but try to keep that in check. I want to learn more about myself and people. I have a lot to say, and never keep my mouth shut, but it's worth it. combustion layouts!