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every day i try to be less full of shit than i was the day before (with varying degrees of success)...TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Dave
Birthday: not really anyone's business (unless they want to buy me celebratory drinks)...
Birthplace: Windsor
Current Location: Windsor
Eye Color: green / grey
Hair Color: dark brown
Height: 1/2" short of 6 feet... god's little joke on me
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: a wondrous blend of various white breads... mostly irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: generic black leather
Your Weakness: cashews, coconut curry, various intoxicants
Your Fears: isolation
Your Perfect Pizza: mushrooms, garlic, red peppers & provolone cheese - maybe some calamari too...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: *shudder*
Thoughts First Waking Up: why do i never get to bed at a sensible hour?
Your Best Physical Feature: brillo pad-type hair... i can swim a pool length underwater and it's still dry when i get out
Your Bedtime: sometime between midnight and 1am...
Your Most Missed Memory: making noise in eric's basement with the late great mike sinasac
Pepsi or Coke: no thanks.
MacDonalds or Burger King: see above.
Single or Group Dates: whatever sue is in the mood for
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: can't i just have water?
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee - but nowhere near as much as i used to...
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: more than the pope, less than a sailor...
Do you Sing: in the car, by myself
Do you Shower Daily: well, yeah... (this is uncommon enough one needs to ask??)
Have you Been in Love: love is a verb, not a noun... i try my best to love every day
Do you want to go to College: i wouldn't mind going back to study something utterly impractical for a change
Do you want to get Married: got it covered
Do you belive in yourself: most of the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: i could probably go pro with it
Do you think you are Attractive: only to little old ladies and a small proportion of gay men
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: yup
Do you like Thunderstorms: love 'em - especially when the sky turns green
Do you play an Instrument: i can play the piano and make various noises on other things...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: oh yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: depends upon your definition of 'drugs'
In the past month have you gone on a Date: not as such
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: reluctantly
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, but i have gone through an entire tin of cashews...
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes, but not nearly enough...
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: way too cold for that...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: 'ever' or 'always'?
Ever been called a Tease: i seriously doubt that would even occur to anyone...
Ever been Beaten up: does knocked unconscious with one punch count?
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: enlightened
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: see above
What country would you most like to Visit: india... or new zealand... or greece again... maybe korea...
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: my wife's
Favourite Hair Color: see above
Short or Long Hair: see above
Height: see above
Weight: see above
Best Clothing Style: monk's robes
Number of Drugs I have taken: in one sitting or all together?
Number of CDs I own: 100+
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: let's count all the times i've acted like an insensitive prick as one
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Personality Disorder Test Results
Paranoid |||| 14%
Schizoid |||||||||||||||| 62%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||||||| 74%
Antisocial |||| 18%
Borderline |||||| 30%
Histrionic |||||| 30%
Narcissistic |||||||||||| 46%
Avoidant |||||| 22%
Dependent |||| 18%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||| 38% Take Free Personality Disorder Test
personality tests by similarminds.com...oh, and apparently i'm also a narcissistic schizotypal schizoid... but i think we knew that already, didn't we?my preciousss...