ROBYN BELFRY - "Shaking hands with the sleeve of my favourite jacket."
SLATE BELFRY - "Theme restaurants."
BASIL BELFRY - "mythology, creatures, nudity and hoodoo."
ROBYN BELFRY - "You. Why? Because you're the one. Yeah, that's right... You. It took me so long to figure it out. I don't know what I was running from. Look at me. Look in my eyes. You can feel it, I know you can. I know you understand. I haven't been running away. I've been running to you. All this time. Across the Comsos. Now let me show you how we do it on Planet Earth. Once in a while."
SLATE BELFRY - "Basil Belfry. In, like, a social situation. That way I can say 'Hey, everyone - meet my brother, Basil,' and everyone will know that we're related."
BASIL BELFRY - "Dr. Alan Michael Wily Connors-MacKenzie...if there is such a person."
ROBYN - "There's a part in every Ween song that makes me want to jump off a building in the good way."
BASIL - "mostly while I drive."
SLATE - "Gospel Rockabilly, before it got all commercial."
SLATE - "Does a hobo have to be a dog for a family to adopt him?"
BASIL - "Mostly while I drive"
ROBYN - "As soon as Canada gets television, it's going to revolutionalize the industry.
BASIL - "if you switch back and forth, paragraph-to-paragraph between Tom Piccirilli's 'A Choir of Ill Children' and Judy Blume's 'Are You There God? It's Me Margaret' you will never sleep again.
SLATE - "I use them all the time to prop up my DVD player."
"ROBYN - "I alternate between the Bible, Archie Comics and any biography featuring Courtney Love."
ROBYN - "Keyop from Battle of the Planets."
SLATE - "Carrot Top. Before 'Chairman of the Board' and he let the fame get to his head."
BASIL - "Whoever it was that invented me...and made me a Kurt Vonnegut character trapped in a Blondie song."