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Jean Claude

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About Me

I am Jean Claude Van Dam, I can kick anyones ass. especially Steven Seagal, shit I dont paralyize my victims thats for pussies and the weak, I punch them so hard in the head that they turn into a walking, not "paralyized" vegatable. Just review my kill count, and then tell me that Steven Seagal can match my toughness level.Death Toll ---------- Rue Barbare 0 Monaco Forever 0 No Retreat No Surrender 0 Bloodsport 3 Black Eagle 2 Cyborg 28 Kickboxer 1 Lionheart 0 Death Warrant 6 Double Impact 39 Universal Soldier 10 Nowhere To Run 7 Hard Target 25 Timecop 13 Street Fighter 17 Sudden Death 13 The Quest 6 Maximum Risk 5 Double Team 12 Knock Off 15 Legionnaire 17 Universal Soldier: The Return ? Coyote Moon 17 Replicant ? The Order ?

My Interests

Martial Arts, Little girls, acting, drugs, little girls, modeling, ballet, little girls

I'd like to meet:

Steven Seagal......Shit I've already met him, I think we have unfinished business to settle over me getting the part of Guile in the movie Street Fighter... go cry about it....

Music:

steven seagals death metal

Movies:

read my death tolls...see above

Television:

No, Too tough for tv

Books:

you think i read, I spend my time kicking ass

Heroes:

Belguim Prize Fighters