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Whitney

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telecommunication

I began taking online Chinese classes recently using Skype. It's like being in the room with a teacher giving you one-on-one class. America has a severe shortage of Chinese teachers... or it seems it ...
Posted by Whitney on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 11:32:00 PST

karaoke profile

Glenn Frey - You Belong to the City Bruce Springsteen - Born in the U.S.A. Kishidan - One Night Carnival Nelly - E.I. Nelly f/ Murphy Lee - Airforce Ones Nappy Roots - Aw Naw Jay Z - I Just Wanna (Lov...
Posted by Whitney on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 05:53:00 PST

last night

i tried to steal a giant wine bottle. but i was too honest. so i returned it. why is my life an endless carnival of pain and desolation?
Posted by Whitney on Sat, 29 Oct 2005 01:17:00 PST

...family and friends, i hope this party never ends...

coming back to Nashville soon. August 15th to be exact. These last few weeks I've been having weird dreams! I've got some great bootleg DVDs! And plenty of ridiculous photographs of me and Yijia! See ...
Posted by Whitney on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

When impending football season and China collide...

I had a dream last night. In it I was being chased by Chinese children who were trying to get this brain from me that somehow was part of some secret weapon project or something ridiculous like that. ...
Posted by Whitney on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Heiren Yagao

My roomate has a tube of toothpaste. This tube of toothpaste is made by a company named Darlie. Apparently until recently the company was named Darkie. The tube features a grinning twisted caricature ...
Posted by Whitney on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

shopping in Beijing is a fucking bitch

it's true. #1. i hate bargaining for shit even in America because i don't like arguing with random strangers. #2. it makes it even harder having to bargain in Chinese especially since... #3. the seco...
Posted by Whitney on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ê®¶É

went to Ê®¶É (Shi Du) yesterday. it's a "suburb" of Beijing because Beijing is actually kind've like it's own province so technically all of the other cities in it are also Beijing. But...
Posted by Whitney on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

whatever, wo bu zaihu, daiju bu... these are a few of my favorite things

because this requires little or no thought...... 1. Chongcheng (Great Wall) is pretty sweet. The souvenir vendors are insane there. First time I've tasted fresh air in 2.5 weeks? 2. A lot of food here...
Posted by Whitney on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

mian wang. . . . . . . noodle king? wo bu tongyi.

interesting thingzzz: 1. There are a lot of Pizza Huts in Beijing. Pizza Huts in Beijing are fancy for real. 2. Massages from blind people are relaxing. 3. Last night I saw lightning strike the power...
Posted by Whitney on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST