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Holly Likes Lollies

I'm officially a hazard to myself...

About Me

I am the master of everything! Assume action, await the takeover!Holly A Simons
is a
Haggis-Eating Fez Monkey

...with a Battle Rating of 7.1

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My Interests

Reading highly addictive Agatha Christie novels,drinking till I can't stand, William my lovely boyfriend/best friend in the whole world/comic genius/soulmate/nerdling!

I'd like to meet:

Agatha Christie, Gary Coleman, Puff the magic dragon, Richard Cheese

Music:

In no particular order.. Radiohead, Be your own pet, Bearsuit, The Aprons, Help she can't swim, Joy division, Theoretical girl, (Look look) dancing boys, The Breeders, The Pixies, White Rose Movement, Lost Penguin, CSS, The Klaxons, Robots in Disguise, Nouvelle Vague, Jefferson Airplane, The Cure, The Presets, The Chalets, Bloc Party, Forward Russia, Supersystem, Howling Bells, Yeah yeah yeahs, Blur, Pulp, Bolt Action 5, Le push...

Movies:

Freddy got fingered, Baseketball, Mary Shelley's Frankenstein, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Interview with a Vampire, Napoleon Dynamite, Party Monster, The Producers (the original of course), Young Frankenstein, Some like it hot and many more...

Television:

(Well I watch them over the internet does that count?) Prison Break, Kyle XY, Lost, Look around you, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, The IT crowd, Father Ted, Curb Your Enthusiasm (pretty, pretty, pretty good!,)Alan Partridge, Peep Show, American Dad, Family Guy, You are what you eat, 10 Years younger, Nathan Barley, The Mighty Boosh (I finally like it!), My name is Earl, Everybody hates Chris, What not to wear, Blackadder, Spaced, Big Train, Jam, Brasseye, The day today, Shock docs etc

Books:

The Murder of Roger Ackroyd, The Body in the Library, The Thirteen Problems, Roget's Thesaurus

Heroes:

My beloved dog Emma, may she rest in peace