Hello I'm Stuart. I am here in the auditorium, and you are there, in a seat, watching my every move... hold on, wait a minute, what am I talking about? Got carried away again, ehem... We are here to show you what life is like through the looking glass. Observe if you will a dead pigmy floating in lemon zingers and salvadore my dolly with bread soufley. Now take your glasses off and dolsy doe, rub your elbows and clean your ears out with a He-Man wellington boot. We have something to show you, and it's name is shame. Clean the moat around your castle and get rippy. Oh and if you like shaved ducks, I advise you try medium wav vapors for your turnips. Play me an MP3 and I'll sing to a tree.
I also enjoy long walks along the highway.

My Freelance illustration- Commission Me!

If you need an Illustrator just send me a note and I'll give you the commission details. I do all kinds of work from Book/Album Covers, to Magazines, Comic Books and Games.

My Online EP- Listen to it!

Please take note of my Online EP- the Electric Muliti-Coloured Doenut. The name was something I came up with when I was 18 and the cover was shot in Italy when I was 14, I always wanted it to be my album cover if ever I went down the musical path. If you wanna hear any of this half-baked music, just click on the EMCD Cover! and Enjoy.

My Monster T-shirts- Buy them!

Finally, a little side project to raise money for the better of all mankind. - A little monster T-shirt fest. If you are into monsters, or just want to wear a weird T-shirt with a funky little drawing on, feel free to take a look at my Cartoon Horror T-shirt shop at:-http://www.printfection.com/themonstermash

My Virtual Pet Leo- Love Him!

adopt your own virtual pet!