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NO MO

Fresh, new, exciting...and good for your health.

About Me


For those of you emailing and asking about my upcoming performances:


I am working on some SERIOUS writing for my current act. I guess you could say I am on hiatus from performing until March. Then, BANG – I am appearing at the Cleveland Improv and will post details as they come!




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EMAIL: [email protected]

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JOYRIDE BUICK

When I was 15 years old I was doing some pretty dim-witted stuff. Besides masturbating 2 or 3 times a day, I was infatuated with a very unique automobile. Most teenage boys were all about sports cars ...
Posted by NO MO on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 05:13:00 PST

WHO KILLED ANNA?

Howard K. Stern did it. 1.)  He has always been around her for the money - good times and bad times.  You know he wants his share. 2.)  Anna did in fact win the ruling for all that mon...
Posted by NO MO on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 05:13:00 PST

WWJD and what pisses you off?

I was driving home from work just the other day.  It was either Tuesday or Thursday.  I know this because the Dairy Queen had their best special ever going on: buy one get one free vanilla c...
Posted by NO MO on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 05:13:00 PST

CALIFORNIA HERE I COME

This is just a quick blog to announce that I am headed to CA for a week, LA to be exact.  I plan on doing some sight-seeing and all that jazz, but I also am determined to visit some comedy clubs ...
Posted by NO MO on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 05:13:00 PST

Old People Blow

We went out to eat tonight at our favorite local Italian eatery  Dontino's. There was a hefty wait for a table so we went and stood with some other Americans in the waiting area. I do not like...
Posted by NO MO on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 05:13:00 PST

To go on or not to go on...

Well, here is the update so many of you have been asking about.  How did the stand-up go on Tuesday, December 19?  Well, let me first start off by saying that for this competition I was sick...
Posted by NO MO on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 05:13:00 PST

Happens Every Stupid Year

Well, it happened.  My wonderful birthday rolled around today and as usual, I got screwed royally.  Take it from me, having a birthday exactly one week before baby Jesus, well...BLOWS. ...
Posted by NO MO on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 05:13:00 PST

STAND-UP DEBUT

Just got in from the Funny Stop and oh what a night. Finding the right words to express what I felt throughout the evening is no easy task. I brought my entourage with me and two other very close...
Posted by NO MO on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 05:13:00 PST