"You see, theres 3 kinds of people...dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along and dicks just wanna fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then youve got your assholes, chuck. all the asshole wants is to shit all over everything. So pussies may get mad at dicks once in awhile because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, chuck...and if they didnt fuck the assholes you know what youd get?...youd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!"
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myself from the future.
heres the top list of groups implanting thoughts into my head....The Rapture, D.R.I., Bauhaus, The Crown, The Killers, Velvet Acid Christ, Bleeding Through, Covenant, Jack off Jill, Bob Dylan, Joy Division, Immortal Technique, Mad Sin, Gwar, Tech 9, Black Dahlia Murder, Siouxse and the Banshees, The Vanishing, Emperor, Cannibal Corpse, Bolt Thrower, Deicide, KMFDM, Echo and the Bunnymen, Radiohead, Mack 10, Venom, Bus Driver, Decapitated...ya know, shit like that.
edward scissor hands, nowhere fast, small soldiers, the corpse bride, boondock saints, donnie darko, carcass:wake up and smell the carcass, the crow, prayer for the roller boys, orginal oceans 11, clerks, trash, nightmare before christmas, we are valo, hedwig and the angry inch, night of the living dead,vulgar,fear&loathing in las vegas, dogma
no thanks.but when theres no other option i prefer to watch family guy ..1, futurama, friday night stand up/world stands up/comic remix/stand up comedy...what ever it may be called for that 20 mins of prime viewing time. south park, sealab 2021, most extreme elimination challenge, the tacky imagination lacking afro sporting cracka that paints "happy clouds", and last&least.. the news/what evers on CNN."i thought you said Tv was bad for us."
"it is...but we fucking need it"
-Aqua teen hunger force-
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burton on burton, melancholy death of oyster boy and other short stories, necronomicon, the satanic bible, the bible, krshna consciouness, "my black book"-myself, hannibal, the best little boy in the world, helpful hints for dealing with nocturnal emissions&other things you shouldnt need assitance dealing with, big book of bootay......ok i made that one up but i would definately buy that book...wouldnt you?!?...does a drawing pad count?...or Daily Bread, Savage, Tattoo, Be-mag, Rejects, S.O.D, Throat Culture, Ancient Ceremonies....those are all magazines, but some awesome metal/tattoo/fruitbootayin magazines they are.....oh and when Morbid Curiousity finally puts out another gem.
"No one anywhere, anytime, any which way but you. If the mirror speaks the truth we must aspire and work harder to be like you...'cause anything goes when youre a star." in other words i have no heroes