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emily

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

I'm cool

My Interests

Scarves!
-luxury suites
- not going insane
-not dying
-courting mild depravity
-the j&j flea market
-improving my galaga score
-hoarding the new buffalo nickles that have dicks on them
-insulting and subsequently getting dressed down by hustlers in Manhattan
-people who obsessively catalogue and collect, or who display freaky monkish devotion toward one thing
-naked women in high heels
-non-human mammals
-lycanthropy
-the excessively verbal
-guys with neat handwriting

I'd like to meet:



Music:

the music to Silsila will instantly calm me

I almost choked to death listening to "get low" on the radio, so I suppose that deserves some respect

Movies:

mystery train
the bank scene in mary poppins
glitter starring mariah carey
et tu mama...
career girls
the rope (Jimmy Stewart Ring of Fire: an Indonesian Odyssey
Gimme Shelter, Gray Gardens, Salesman
Tougher Than Leather (Run Style Wars
Salaam, Bombay!
amateur porn in the afternoon where you can hear birds or cars in the background

Television:

what everyone likes: Curb
Arrested Development
Six Feet Under
competitive dating shows

Books:

the Knifethrower (Steven Millhauser)
Self Help (Lorrie Moore)
the Elephant Vanishes (Haruki Murakami)
the Chelsea Whistle (Michelle Tea)
Eightball comics (Dan Clowes)
The Book of Laughter and Forgetting (Milan Kundera)
Everything That Rises Must Converge (Flannery O'Connor)
Foxfire (Joyce Carol Oates)
Jeanette Winterson
Bastard Out of Carolina (Dorothy Allison)
Ray (Barry Hannah)
Rollerderby magazine (Lisa Crystal Carver and friends)
gentleman's magazines of the 60s, particularly Adam
short stories in the New Yorker, though writers are frequently maligned for kissing ass to the house style
I had a dream that I added Charles Dickens to this list, so I will, even though it's not true
Fortress of Solitude, but fuck the third section
Love and Longing in Bombay (Vikram Chandra)
--I'm ashamed my profile mentions Bombay twice, but it is really the best collection of short stories I think I've read, ever

Heroes:

my maw

My Blog

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Another reason why it is way more fun to go fan-girlish over famous writers than over famous musicians:  they are waaaay easier to stalk, the living ones at least.  I seriously just fou...
Posted by emily on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 08:56:00 PST

21 Ladies

something I recovered from the vaults: age one--my mom first person I ever met. not exactly a lady!age two--my sister--changed a lot of diapers. took me to the movie theater (not at that age, but la...
Posted by emily on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 04:19:00 PST

786 mishap

I am updating this pitiful thing for Erin's benefit.  You know how the Suicide Girls have to post blogs as part of their jobs?  Well, I guess it's kind of like that for me now.  A word ...
Posted by emily on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 12:02:00 PST

I <3 Craigslist

We got hard in the Taj Hotel's sauna/showers - m4m Reply to: [email protected] Date: 2007-04-08, 11:10PM IST New Year's 2006. You asked me if I was thinking what you were thinking. I wa...
Posted by emily on Sat, 19 May 2007 09:00:00 PST

~~~***~~~

Lately my most satisfying activity has been watching movies alone and tearing up.  The past few days I've been in a good mood, probably largely due to beautiful cloud formations and soft cottons....
Posted by emily on Tue, 08 May 2007 02:49:00 PST

craving

I'm craving pale leopard prints with coral jewelry.  Next time I will post an Inuit poem about depression. ...
Posted by emily on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 05:59:00 PST

weekend

There is a Madras, Texas and an Andheri County, Missouri.  I kiss you, flickr, although you have made me badly crave street foods and oceans.  For once (last night), me and James made concr...
Posted by emily on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 04:39:00 PST

Chandigarh

Whoa, there is a whole city in India designed my Le Corbusier!  That seems very un-Indian, really.  Some guy made a crazy rock garden there, too: ...
Posted by emily on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 05:45:00 PST

i should strive to be more like this on the phone

 
Posted by emily on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 09:54:00 PST

GIL

...so now when you check a book out from the UGA library, they stamp the due date section with "for due date information, check 'my account' in GIL"  What the fuck!  The fun of library books...
Posted by emily on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:08:00 PST