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Kris

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About Me

I like slamming cans.

I am long and I am strong and I am down to get the friction on.

My Interests

Music. Bike riding. Sex. Cooking & baking. Watching the sun rise. Smoking. POT!!!

I'd like to meet:

Funny, interesting, gothic and transgendered...Everyone!

No thugs!

Smart. Witty.

Music:

Sticking with the classics!

Free form jazz & regular jazz.

Frank Zappa

Movies:

Christopher Walken.

Action.Horror.Any kind of movies.Except for asian black & white porn..oh wait I mean...crazy black and white foreighn films.

Television:

Simpsons. Family guy. Aqua teen hunger force. Documentaries about the penis. Nature shows about the penis...I mean just plain old nature shows. Orangatan monkey sex orgy documentaries. The News.

Books:

Does blue boy count?

Heroes:

Christopher Walken. Superman. Jesus. Ghandi. Trojan man. Meatwad. Thomas Edison. Henry Ford. The Lady.Misha mutha fucken Star...and...the entire cast and crew of "The Young and the Restless"..Except for the bitch (you know who you are.)Hand Banana and Carl.