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Steve

Robert DeNiro is my real father

About Me

I'm too nice and im too patient. ...and I can't bend the spines of books when I read them. I'm afraid of getting a bad haircut..During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.

My Interests

sleeping, avoiding work, cars, cards, doin nothingg

I'd like to meet:

Dave Chappelle, Einstein, Napolean, Tim Hardaway,Clint Eastwood, Michael Madsen, Al Pachino, and my grandfather.

Music:

I rediscovered wutang with joe's help, sinatra, elvis, edan,gorrilaz, the nightfox song from oceans 12 lol, jayz, dean martin...

Movies:

Zoolander, Old School, Dodgeball, Big Daddy, Ace Ventura 2, Big Fish, Dumb and Dumber

Television:

Houseeee, Chappelle's Show, MXC, South Park...Legends of the Hidden Temple...don't lie...you watch it when its on..Family Guy, Iron Chef

Books:

Dante's Inferno, The Five People You Meet in Heaven, The Decameron, Goosebumps(old school)

Heroes:

My dad