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i am the mastermind behind the motorboating theory.
i am going to hold a anti-donut rally..who is in?
"say no to donuts..say yes to oatmeal" is the slogan.
i want a ram truck..so i can put a sticker on it that says "if you cant dodge it..ram it"
i am a future pole dancer.
i dance to the beat of my own drummer.
every morning i drink coffee and eat a lollipop.
everyone that encounters me, recieves a nickname.
i never get embarrased. i only give embarrasment.
i hear that bangs are back, why didn't i get this memo?
stupid things come out of my mouth, i cannot control this so just roll with it.
sometimes i just want to rollerblade.
that last statement is false.
everytime you say something bad about the french (and i am not talking about the french canadian)..a donkey kicks a midget.
i will not add anyone who cannot say hi first. bottomline.
i think i am a fashion expert. think being the key word.
i believe that sometimes, i am 15.
i am tall. and i wear heels just so people can say "don't you think you are tall enough".
to know me is to apprciate me, and to get to know me if a difficult process. you don't know if i am playing with your head or just being honest.
i hate typical people. they bore me.
and here's a quote from wedding crashers..quite possibly the funniest movie ever..
"Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair".
i do not like friend collectors. if you are one..i will not add you. and i like the people who send friend request and you know they have not read your profile because they have 587,652 friends. i like people intersted in me.HOT Myspace Layouts