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Why do I even have a cell phone? It takes me like 3 weeks to check my messages. I go by more names than Diddy ever has. Getting lost is exciting. Somehow I always end up at a cemetary where ever I vacation--it's not planned-it just happens. A camera is always with me. It's been a decade since I have worn a belt or a watch. I really enjoy doing laundry. You will be late for work the following morning if you call me. I have been using anti-wrinkle creams since I was 18.Lots of things excite me: lipgloss, the mere mention of Target, mac and cheese, storms, lightening,nutella, triple squash soup, wawa french vanilla coffee,diners at 3:52am,starbucks turkey and swiss sandwiches w/ an un-sweetened black iced tea, and text messages. I have yet to sink my teeth into a Big Mac and Whopper. My camera or cell phone doubles up as watch. Talking people into things is amusing. I draw naked people, portraits, and cartoons. I like Twinkees for breakfast and Life cereal for dinner. I read at least three newspapers on a daily basis. I speak 3 languages. You can bribe me with chocolate and a hunk of cheese. I have a major handbag addiction. Today was the first time in 5 years that I had Taco Bell. Heels are my best friend. Someone should be a kind soul and teach me how to play the drums.Rollercoasters excite me. I like things that go up and down. Elevators freak me out. I'm addicted to the style and food network yet I barely have come in contact with a pan.
