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About Me

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Contact Tables @ KillerKiwi.net

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My Interests

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
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I'd like to meet:

God, actually, since I have an awful lot of questions! Also the Pussycat Dolls, Einstein, Led Zepplin, Johhny Depp, and well, what the heck.....all of you as well!

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Music:

Salma Hayek Exotic Dancer - video powered by Metacafe

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Heroes:

The people who paint the white line down the middle of the road, so we all don't get killed. Firefighters who rush into a building while everyone else is trying to get out. Anyone who works in a hospital emergency room, and yes, that does include the janitor. Last but not least, Superman, Spiderman, Wonder Woman and Batman....hahaha.
Jessica Alba Movie Awards 2006 - video powered by Metacafe Yikes!! What am I doing wrong...hahahaha!!

My Blog

A few jokes.

***A man takes the ferry home from work*** John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had to take the ferryboat home every night. One evening, he got down to the ferry and...
Posted by Alan on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 11:21:00 PST

Random thoughts 2

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan? If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen? If you're in a vehicle go...
Posted by Alan on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 11:04:00 PST

General Ponderings.

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? Why are cigarettes sold in gas sta...
Posted by Alan on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 11:00:00 PST