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Shank Edge

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About Me

I'm 23, a hardcore/gabber DJ here in Portland, Oregon, I used to be a vocalist for a well known hardcore band, but after a few years of being in the band I decided to pick up the turntables and bring my 10 cents to decks. Currently I am helping to book and run a Weekly Hardcore/Gabber show here in Portland, Or called Sinister Tuesdays! I speak my mind and will call your bullshit at the drop of a hat. I hate people that are fake. Show me the true you and let me see how you really are. I act cocky sometimes, but I'm a very humble person. I crack alot of morbid jokes cuz they make me laugh and I enjoy the reaction I get out of people. I give everyone one chance to make a good first impression, so unless you give me a reason to not like you, you'll be good in my book. I also have a 3 year old son whom I love more than life itself. But 3 days before xmas his mother kidnapped him and bounced to the Eastcoast, so I havent seen him since then. Now it's all gotta go thru the damn court system to get him back. Perseverence is the keyword.I wear my heart on my sleave, and hate the heat...

My Interests

Spinnin hardcore, going to hardcore shows, playing with my son, watching cartoons and horror movies, my computer...obviously.

I'd like to meet:

Other DJ's to network with, hardcore bands and vocalists, zombies~~||||~~

Music:

Hardcore, Gabber, Drum and Bass, Metal

Movies:

Night of the Living Dead, Day of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Clockwork Orange, Ghost Ship, Anything with zombies, guns, or pointless violence.

Television:

Family Guy, Invader Zim, Chappel Show, Reno 911

Books:

ANYTHING Dean Koontz, Pr0n

My Blog

You can do what you can, but time will tell...

So this is in reference to what my bitch of an ex wrote in her last blog about my son.   You know, yeah you can keep pictures from me, and keep being the horrible mother that you always have been...
Posted by Shank on Fri, 11 May 2007 06:12:00 PST

Man Laws.

The International Council of Manlaws, Ltd. 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to...
Posted by Shank on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 03:00:00 PST

How my next life should be!!!

I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjo...
Posted by Shank on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 08:45:00 PST

You know you love 24 when...

you know when you're a true fan when you can read this over and over again and it still cracks you up..Basic Truths About 24's Jack Bauer Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him an...
Posted by Shank on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 07:37:00 PST

Startin to look up

Well...2007 is here and things are starting to look up for me. I've got a nice place to live, I've got a new job makin very very decent money, and the people in my life are doing well too.Couldnt ask ...
Posted by Shank on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 10:18:00 PST

Dont Beat Around the Bush

Ya know I hate it when people beat around the bush. So many people have acted nice to my face then when I call them on their bullshit they "dont know what I'm talking about". Ya know if you've got som...
Posted by Shank on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 11:12:00 PST

Check out this event: Dementia

Hosted By: ShankWhen: Friday Sep 29, 2006 at 9:00 PMWhere: PDXPortland, OR 97201USDescription:Shank Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Shank on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 08:01:00 PST

Fathers Day...I hope you're happy

Fathers Day:Today...Worst day in my life. Besides when my son was taken from me. His Birthday and Xmas are the worst days of the year for me...I know that she's laughing...knowing how much pain and su...
Posted by Shank on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 01:40:00 PST

All in one second

In one secondYou've taken everythingThe only thing that ever matteredMy lifeMy soulAll in one secondI cry at nightHide my pain by dayI know you laughEnjoying the pain that you've causedNo one deserves...
Posted by Shank on Tue, 16 May 2006 03:37:00 PST

Update.

So I still havent seen my son for 3 days before xmas. His mother kidnapped him. So now I'm having to take everything thru the courts to get him back, which will be a year or 2. It hurts and sux pretty...
Posted by Shank on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 05:33:00 PST