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karma personified

Is not life a hundred times too short for us to bore ourselves?

About Me

I laugh too much. I cuss like a sailor and drink like a fish. I am fascinated by the criminal mind and want to know all about it...perhaps that is because I need to remind myself quite often that murder is wrong. *insert evil grin here* I am a meticulous planner and very punctual. My middle finger has a mind of its own. I am not afraid to make an ASS of myself which I tend to do on a regular basis. I have loved...lost...picked myself up...and learned. I am the type of person who will love you forever, but fuck with me once and I will cut you from my life in 2 seconds. I can be terribly impatient. I want a lot of things...some of them are probably not the best for me in anyway, shape, or form but I can live with that. I like to be fascinated by the anomalous. I will try anything at least once. I never judge a book by its cover. I'm friendly to everyone...unless you give me a reason not to be! I continuously mess up, I apologize now...*sorry* I won’t lie to you, so don’t lie to me. I don't get offended easily. People who say it like it is. I guess I can say I'm a little bit of everything...goofy, serious, shy, outgoing, crazy, loud, loving, bitchy, caring, faithful, trusting, wild, laid back, classy, adventurous, brave, confident, trustworthy, quiet. I am me and that is all I can ever be!All I want in life is to be happy and live this life to the fullest extend that one can experience. As I see it, you only have one life and happiness is that moment you actually feel ALIVE. So I'm going to try to make myself feel alive as often as possilbe.♥
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My Interests

I am talkative not shy easily amused flirty obsessed with the criminal mind non-judgmental romantic trustworthy confident sillyLikes/Loves coffee cats alcohol all animals beaches laughing lip gloss ridiculous intoxicated dancing private jokes ocean life angelina jolie vintage clothing shopping turtles/tortoises scented candles b&w photography fashion surprises manicures/pedicures hot tamales dancing flip-flops my ipod traveling the color black meeting new people my computer YIM, AIM, & MSN mindless self indulgences text messagesDislikes/Hates animal cruelty jealously being ingnored clowns fakes racism excessive amounts of silence being late people who pass judgment on others narrow-mindedness techno music walking barefoot unkept promises hypocrites

I'd like to meet:

I would like to connect with some old friends and stay in touch with my friends that I rarely get to see... Also, I am looking for fun down too earth people to socialize with which on the contrary to popular belief, they are hard to find.....but I'd really love to meet......ANGELINA JOLIEand many more

Music:

I listen to everything...I just go with whatever fits the mood I'm in.

Movies:

ANYTHING that Angelina Jolie starred in. Closer. ScarFace. Kill Bill. Fight Club. Wild Things. Heathers. Pulp Fiction. Face Off. American Psycho. Cruel Intentions. Tomb Raider I & II. Mystic Pizza. Gladiator. Braveheart. Purple Rain. The Devil’s Avocate. All Harry Potter. The Godfather. Reservoir Dogs. Napoleon Dynamite. Eurotrip. The Replacements. The Breakfast Club. Princess Bride. Say Anything. Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle. Sixteen Candles. Pretty in Pink. Weird Science. I'm Gonna Get You Sucka. White Chicks. Naked Gun. Love Actually. Airplane. Some Kind of Wonderful. Mean Girls. Jawbreakers. Anything set back in the Renaissance era.and many more….

Television:

Law & Order. Law & Order SVU. Law & Order CI. CSI. Basically any of the detective shows...as well as any forensic shows...this goes along with my obsession with murder and serial killers. Animal Planet. Discovery Channel.

Books:

I'm not an avid reader because I just don't have the time but I enjoy the occasional novel and biographies. I'll read the newspaper, fashion mags such as W, Vogue, InStyle, and Elle, but my guilty pleasure is reading celebrity gossip mags.

Heroes:

My heroes is anyone who isn't afraid to be themselves!"I don't believe in guilt, I believe in living on impulse as long as you never intentionally hurt another person, and don't judge people in your life. I think you should live completely free." ~Angelina Jolie

My Blog

Blah....Mondays

Goodness, 9:35pm and I can't wait for bed!!! Not that I'm very tired, just very BLAH!!!  This was also a very long day, like it never wanted to end!  Anyway, I went to weight in on Saturday...
Posted by karma personified on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 07:41:00 PST

Blah....Mondays

Goodness, 9:35pm and I can't wait for bed!!! Not that I'm very tired, just very BLAH!!!  This was also a very long day, like it never wanted to end!  Anyway, I went to weight in on Saturday...
Posted by karma personified on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 07:41:00 PST

Dear book.....

  ...this is another day in the life. A life is like a book. A book is like a box. A box has 6 sides, inside and outside. So, how do you get to what's inside? How do you get what's inside out? O...
Posted by karma personified on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 06:18:00 PST

How well do you know me?

The quiz of B....give it ago and let me see how well you know me!  The Quiz of B...
Posted by karma personified on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 03:18:00 PST

Weekend recap

Sunday already! ugh! Even with Friday off, I still didn't have enough time off. Then again, is there ever enough time off? Well Friday didn't turn out quite as I had hoped. I figured we'd get the p...
Posted by karma personified on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 05:23:00 PST

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

Happy Birthday to me!  Ugh...33 today!Thank you to everyone who posted a birthday message. 
Posted by karma personified on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 06:56:00 PST

As I Matured, I've learned.....

**I've learned that you cannot make someone love you!  All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.... **I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets **I've learne...
Posted by karma personified on Thu, 25 Aug 2005 08:37:00 PST

4:30am wake up

Ok, it's midnight and my flight for ATLANTA leaves at 6:30am and I am not in bed yet!  I'm probably not going to sleep tonight!  Damn it!  
Posted by karma personified on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 08:53:00 PST

I'm getting there....

Even though, I have much more to go...each day, I'm happier and happier at my weight loss accomplishments!  I have now reached 2 sizes smaller than I was...and not only can I feel it in my jeans,...
Posted by karma personified on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

But my lips hurt real bad.....

They really do!  KARYN, can you bring some chapstick!    God I need to see that movie again!  And Kelly hasn't seen it....perhaps I'll buy it so we can watch it while drinking some...
Posted by karma personified on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST