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Uncle Oswald Hendryks Cornelius, deceased

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Thirty minutes ago the Fall semester of ‘05/’06 was beginning at Stetson University. Fifteen minutes ago we were arriving at Snowshoe Ski Resort in Virginia, exhausted after an overnight drive that followed more white nights of finals punctured by stress expressed in hoarse voices of fatigue smoking half a carton a night and stomachs screaming of ripped lining from the coffee that pounded through our veins. Thirteen minutes ago Christmas had come and gone. Twelve minutes later I was saying goodbye, my eyes brimming with tears. After that all too short half hour I found myself on a bus, driving on the wrong side of the road and taking me from Gatwick to Oxford. I’ve been here seven days that seem seven years and three months is an eternity—until it is over. The heater blows warm air that makes the milk in my coffee swim and twirl in a brown that is as bleak as the city surrounding me. The coffee cools, my cigarette burns itself into a delicate roll of ash until it reaches the speckled filter—Gauloises Blondes, “Liberté toujours”—my sweater gets caught on the shiny brass coin that tells me, as if it was of Earth shattering importance, that it is the prestigious table #4 of the Cock and Camel on Gloucester and George St. where I sit and scribble these words. Josh sits next to me, sharing table number four, scowling and intermittently grinning at the open book in front of him—a thick volume of twentieth century literary criticism. His pen races across a yellow legal pad, furiously taking notes. Through the window, cars still drive on the wrong side of the road. Next to me, Josh flips the page of his pad and takes a sip of coffee. Outside, the sky is a pristine sort of blue that rings of cold. The sun shines for the first time in the seven years I’ve spent here. Last year, the wind was still blowing and rain splattered the perpetually wet streets. A woman passed me on Magdalen Bridge, between the rain drops. Her boots clicked on the glistening street and she clutched her coat—as dreary and grey as the city surrounding her—about her body. She looked ahead of her in a determination focused on something so divorced from the world that contained that glistening street upon which her heels clicked. Under one arm, she tightly held a ragged doll, but she herself was very far away. I suppose I was, too, but we were still in two very different places, far from the grey skies and the leafless, stark branches of death-shrouded trees and the rain that drowned the world.The inside of my coffee is now rimmed with lines, an inverted measuring cup of sips that mark years. The milk has stopped swirling. The coffee is cold. I light another cigarette and take a drag. A cruel poster on the inside of the window reminds me I’ll spend Valentine’s Day alone, maliciously offering me a “3 Course Meal—£25.00 per person” and a hotel room. “…Treat that someone special in your life…Book now to avoid disappointment.” It cuts like a knife, flaunting its showy pink hearts. By the time Valentine’s Day rolls around, it’ll be another thirty years. My hair will be grey, like the sky is usually outside the window, assuming I have any left. I’ll be shifting my wheelchair-bound-body and my bones will crackle and snap like the dead tree branches outside, withered, weathered, and aged by the wind. The streets will still be wet. I’ll be wondering which glass I left my dentures in and hoping I don’t choke on them the next time I grab a random glass to choke down my pill cocktail. I counter-intuitively pour more milk into my already-cold coffee. I try to camouflage the measuring cup lines of time, of years. The coffee is now as white as my own skin, the two equally unaccustomed to the sunlight and blue skies that line the withered browns of buildings outside. Perhaps I am already more dead inside than these skeletons of trees, snapping and popping in the wheelchairs of perpetually wet streets. I add more milk.
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My Interests

chainsmoking, third wave stilleto to the forehead feminism, eating paella, organic vegetarianism, damn good music, damn good people
You Are Samuel Adams
You're fairly easy to please when it comes to beer - as long as it's not too cheap.
You tend to change favorite beers frequently, and you're the type most likely to take a "beers of the world" tour.
When you get drunk, you're fearless. You lose all your inhibitions.
You're just as likely to party with a group of strangers as you are to wake up in a very foreign place. What's Your Beer Personality?

I'd like to meet:

I LIKE to meet beautiful souls...those whose scars make them all the more real...those who have lost and loved and somehow managed to keep loving despite the loss...those who know pain in the same manner they know joy...those who embrace both...those who have taught me to live again...i am forever indebted to you."What you leave behind is not what is engraved in stone monuments, but what is woven into the lives of others." -Pericles

Music:

AFI ABBA Aesop Rock Alkaline Trio Anita O'Day Aquabats Arcade Fire Aretha Franklin (ya know it) ARO Astrud Gilberto Atmosphere Authority Zero Bad Religion Beatles Ben Harper Big D and the Kids Table Billie Holiday Bishop Allen Bjork Black Flag Bloc Party Bob Marley Bouncing Souls Broken Social Scene Built to Spill Caetano VelosoCalypso Mama Carmen Miranda Cat Stevens Catch 22 Cheryl Pepsi Riley Choking Victim Clash Counting Crows Cure Deerhoof Dish Dispatch Dropkick Murphys Eartha Kitt Edith Piaf Ella Fitzgerald Elliott Smith Elvis Presley Eve 6 Flaming Lips Flamingos Fo A Cha Frank Sinatra Gal Costa Great Big Sea Heitor Pereira Independents India Arie Janis Joplin Jennifer Saunders ;) Jimmy Buffet Johnny Cash Killers Leftover Crack LTJ Lillix Mars Volta Me First Mike Doughty Nena Nerf Herder NoFX Oar Op Ivy Os Mutantes Paul Simon Pavement Pixies Portishead Putumayo (each n every one of em) Radiohead Ramones Rancid Redwood School District Reel Big Fish Rehab Richard Cheese Rick Springfield ;) Rod Stewart Rupaul Simon and Garfunkel Smiths Social D Sonic Youth Streets Strike Anywhere Sublime They Might be Giants Tom Petty Tom Ze Umphrey's McGee Velvet Underground Weezer Wes White Stripes Whitney Houston Zebrahead
Your Theme Song is Fight for Your Right by the Beastie Boys
"Your mom busted in and said, "What's that noise?"
Aw, mom you're just jealous - it's the Beastie Boys!"

You love to party hard and cause a little trouble...
And you're too busy getting wasted to move out of your parents' house! What's Your Theme Song?

Movies:

Boondock Saints, Lock Stock 2 Smokin' Barrels, Snatch, Amelie, Fear and Loathing, Corporation, High Cost of Low Prices, Mysterious Skin, Million Dollar Baby, V for Vendetta, Million Dollar Hotel, Empire Records

Television:

huh? the idiot box...naw thanks...

Books:

series of unfortunate events, sandman, all chuck p, pablo neruba, zbigniew herbert, amelie nothomb, arthur miller, erika lopez, alain robbe-grillet, marguerite duras, the economist...my shelves are full...feel welcome to browse, peruse, read, love, and return.

Heroes:

lemony snickett, niall ferguson, anatoly chernyaev
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