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Mother Funk

Music is the man that made a woman out of me

About Me


"Too many guys think I'm a concept, or I complete them, or I'm gonna make them alive. But I'm just a fucked-up girl who's lookin' for my own piece of mind; don't assign me yours."
"This repatriation theme dovetails nicely with a semiotic breakdown of the dual meaning of "funk". The musical definition is apparent -- it is that which moves, irresistible, an ineluctable conclusion of motion ("dedicated to the preservation of the motion of hips"), and of course it's always On The One. The other usage of the term refers to the smell of funk -- earthy musk, the purple smell of global vagina, the source of jazz in sweat, saxophone jism, the smell of spontaneity and origination, funk giving birth to funk, the fertile rhythms of the song cycle life and death, conception and birth in dirt and secretions, the visceral funk of sweat and sex, pussy rotation, the stank thang, the glory of juices in vapor reacting at base level in the gut, gut bass thumping spleen... in all fertility awareness the funk figures as smell, cosmic progenation, funk of dame nature in labor harmonizing with funk of loose booty boarding the Mothership, the smell that leaves us "standing on the verge of gettin' it on."

My Interests


Music is the key to my HEART!

In no particular order....
family
friends
soul searching
influencing
marketing
music
inspiration
cooking
meaningful relationships
interior design
effective parenting
bliss beauty
lush cosmetics

I'd like to meet:

I enjoy meeting people who inspire me through music, faith, wisdom and a genuine adoration for life.

Music:



Tori Amos, Creatures, Bjork, Esthero, Spacek, Oneself, Pharcyde, Amy Winehouse, UBS, Cranes...

Television:

the damn Real World, sucks me in every season. I'm too old for this...

Books:

Oh! I love classic literature, Henry David Thoreau, Edgar Allen Poe, E.B White

I also love books that make you think without thinking - BLINK!

Heroes:

My parents for raising me RIGHT and my kids for always reminding me what's really important in life....

My Blog

Never lose yourself

Today could have broken me completely had I not remembered to always stay close to myself and true to my heart. If you're doing something for the moment, don't say it is forever. If you're doin...
Posted by Mother Funk on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 02:38:00 PST

an affair to remember...

3 years ago this month.....I met someone who showed me the world for the first time, through my own eyes.  I learned to embrace the flaws that had hindered my ability to love myself.  ...
Posted by Mother Funk on Tue, 01 May 2007 03:33:00 PST

R.I.P Scarlet 5/20/04 - 3/20/07

Some of you might have noticed my name change. It's simple to you..."oh she changed her name" and you go on about your day. But to me, it's a profound new beginning. The history of Scarlet - inceptio...
Posted by Mother Funk on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 01:39:00 PST