How can I sum myself up, for anyone who might be reading this? Well, I guess I should start from the beginning, I suppose. Hmmm, I really just don't think anyones going to read this, so I'll be honest. I lead a life of quiet desperation. I love to dance, but wont in front of people really, unless inebriated (drunk) and I love to sing, but once again....I'm painfully shy about some things. Prettymuch my life is music. I can usually be found hanging around Hastings, or Bestbuy music dept. Hmm, about me? I like to stand in front of the refrigerator with the door open and look lost JUST to piss off my parents, I DON'T wear sunscreen everyday, or anyday really, unless going to a themepark or something, oh yes, and a couple years ago I had just realized the splendor of roller coasters, so now I'm usually always jonesing for a trip to Branson. I eat bomb pops like they're going out of style, yet, no, I'm not fat. I know, it doesn't really make much sense at all. Lets see, I'm trying to figure out how to sum it up a little easier for you, in a more shallow sense, because I can sense you getting bored, so I'm trying to let you move on, but I just don't know how.....hmmm, my life is...reading, writing, cartooning, clothes, painting, sleeeeeeeeeeeping, shoes, my job (cake decorator @ Sam's Club) music, and popsickles. Oh thats another thing, I don't dislike ALL girls, just mostly the ones I know, because if you ask me, I'm going to rant untill my face turns blue about how terrible girls are, and the horrible things we'll do to each other, and how silly we are, ect. But I just wont stop, because theres no point, I could go on for years. ANYWAYS, hmmm, I can see this is really winding out, and I'm trying to bring it to a close (I know!) but I just haven't found a way so far. Mmmkay, oh but back to the friends thing, I'm friends with guys mostly because I am in fact a tomboy in girl's clothing, I like to dress like a girl, but I hate how we are (oh Lord, here I go again) I just like to talk to guys, they're so damn easy to get along with, as opposed to girls, because I recently got a proverbial slap in the face from one of my girl"friends", so I have just about sworn them off altogether. But there are girls like me out there, we're a dying breed yes, but we're out there, and men: you'll thank your lucky stars when you find one, because we are going to talk to you about REAL things besides what going on with us and our shoes, or boobs, or hair. Real things, things that matter in this world. Oh man, this has really gotten long....okay, I'm stopping now. I'm done. Seriously, just stop, I'm not talking anymore.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Tess
Birthday: 9/25/86
Birthplace: Audubon, Ia.
Current Location: JoMo
Eye Color: Blue (mostly...sometimes its grey or green)
Hair Color: dark blonde
Height: 5'4''(ish)
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
The Shoes You Wore Today: well I just woke up so all I'm wearing is socks right now...
Your Weakness: shopping and cute boys
Your Fears: tornados and being raped
Your Perfect Pizza: mmm, Mazzio's pan cheese pizza...heaven, I'm telling you
Your Most Overused Phrase On an IM: "but anyways..."
Thoughts First Waking Up: "mmm, can I sleep any longer" or "Gosh, what do I have to do TODAY?!"
Your Best Physical Feature: UH...my eyes? I don't know, you decide
Your Bedtime: anytime I'm tired
Your Most Missed Memory: high school dance team
Pepsi or Coke: coke all the way
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither-Arby's
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: ick! Tea is gross!
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: f-yes, when the occasion calls for it...
Do you Sing: yes, very loudly in the shower and generally when alone
Do you Shower Daily: YES
Have you Been in Love: yes, very much so
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: sorta...
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: I guess
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: oh yeah
Do you play an Instrument: yes...trumpet, and a little electric guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: very much
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Been on drugs?! what is this the 70's?! No, I never have!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: hell yes
Have you ever eaten a box of Oreos: yes...who hasn't?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ew, no
In the past month have you been on Stage: um...no
In the past month have you been Dumped: yes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: in my sleep, or if I have to do it myself full of sleeping pills
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a good mom and a successful journalist
What country would you most like to Visit: um...Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: um...I tend to like brown
Favourite Hair Color: don't care
Short or Long Hair: shorter
Height: don't really care, not freakishly short or tall, just kinda...in the middle
Weight: not huge
Best Clothing Style: very preppy
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: oh my...I can't count that high...
Number of Piercings: just my ears
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a whole lot
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