dude im a fuckin queerbag

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yea so like pretty much my name is mandy IVA mccoy. im really stuck on myself. and im really 2 faced.i like to talk about all my bestest friends behind their backs.im really good at lying but my specialty is backstabbing. yup cuz im a BACKSTABBING BITCH.im also trailor trash,proud of it too.i'll admit sometimes i try waaaayyy to hard to be cool and ,depending on the person, i'll do almost anything to impress you or i'll do anything i possibly can to be the biggest bitch. i like to put up a fight when it comes to whos right. i'll do anything to prove my point even if its rediculous and doesnt make sense.yea so i can be pretty gay sometimes....literally.if im with someone whos uglier than me(and they must be unbearibly ugly because im hideous myself or someone who i think is stupid) i'll lie to them abou tguys just to make myself feel sexy and better and to make them feel like shit because yet again im a FAT UGLY BITCH. fridays are always fun! when i lived in mandarin i usually made plans to go to the movies but my mom is gay and wont drive me there and back because we're poor and have to save gas so i usually call someone and USE THEM for a ride and then ditch them when i get there for my other loser friends like every other FAT WHORE would do.but now i moved into my new shitty trailor out in middleburg and so i go to skatestation because im a gay loser like that. now'a days i like to call my "friends" down in mandarin just to bitch at them and be rude OR lie to them (like i always do hehe) about how popular i am and about all the guys that like me when the truth is THEY DONT EVEN EXIST!i just do it to make me feel better about myself because im pathetic and retarded. and dont even get me started on the way i look! i look like a man( my dad to be exact) and so i have to goop on so much CHEAP ASS WHORE makeup to make myself look fairly normal but its not like it helps that much because i still could make a cow cry with my looks. i dont know what it is with my heridity because for some reason i get these huge monsterous zits everywhere- i mean ALL OVER my chest and terribly on my back. sometimes i'll ask you to pop a zit or two or ....9.i have a pudgy pot belly that makes me look pregnant on some days but i think its cute wven if i dont shave my happy trail! i have little chiken legs so it looks kinda weird with my pot belly and these skinny little legs with no thighs on em or hips or nuthin. my toes are kinda deformed. for some reason i have old lady bunions and my big toe makes a 90 degree angle to the right, over lapping all my other WART INFESTED alien toes. yea so if you think i look weird in regular clothes, YOU SHOULD SEE ME IN MY BATHING SUIT!!!!!! i have some really bad habbits. like i constantly cluck my head everywhere like a pissed off horse and for some reason my eyes move around uncontrolably when your talking to me, making me look retarded or something.im so obsessed with the computer. im always on! its my life becuz i dont have a life and i odnt feel like getting my FAT ASS up and jogging. and its really funny because even tho i spend so much time on the computer i still type slow a mofo. some say im a freak. not a freak in the bed. not a cool freak. but a "wtf is wrong with you" freak. and poeple usually start thinking that when they find out i keep the only bra i have and all my socks in a shoebox in my closet. well obviously i dont see anything wrong with that. when i said i was a liar, i meant it.i am and forever will be till the day i die baby! friends before guys? i dont think so!! if you tell a guy or a "friend" i like someting i said that pissed them off,even tho its true, i'll lie to them and blame it on you so they wont get mad at me because i want everyone to love me and think im perfect even tho my flaws are obvious. well i think i'll go eat something. bye!