My name is Tom, but you better call me Teebs. I like Bonin' ladies, and smoking cheeba. I have two brothers, they are twins named Meebs and Beebs, they are neat. If you are interested in being my next girlfriend please read on. Be The Next Mrs. Teebs: To apply please read my blog entitled 'The Popularity of the Teebspace' to see if you qualify. Now that you have read that, please read my survey and see if I'm you're kind of dude. At the bottom of the survey, there is an application. Please fill it out and send it in if you want to make funky little babies with Teebs. , check out these Myspace Layouts!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Teebs
Birthday: October
Birthplace: The Hospital
Current Location: Brunswick, Maine
Eye Color: Baby Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 8'00" approximately
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right for writing, I'm an ambidextrious Meebser, however
Your Heritage: Albino African
The Shoes You Wore Today: Asics Wrasslin' sneaks
Your Weakness: Cheeba
Your Fears: No Fear
Your Perfect Pizza: The kind with Sauce and cheese of some sort
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Scrog a Bowdoin chick.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: You're over 18 right?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Wake and bake
Your Best Physical Feature: My baby blues. Asia loves them.
Your Bedtime: 4:21, if you catch my drift.
Your Most Missed Memory: Yesterday
Pepsi or Coke: Mountain Dew Big Slam
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither, Sunchips, or Combos
Single or Group Dates: I'm always down for a little group thing
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Which one is made by Snapple?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Mocha
Cappuccino or Coffee: Mountain Dew Big Slam
Do you Smoke: Dur
Do you Swear: Fuckin a right
Do you Sing: No but I rock the one handed Air guitar while driving.
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Si.
Do you want to go to College: Yes, to scout for ladies.
Do you want to get Married: Someday
Do you belive in yourself: Ahuh, I rule.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Sometimes when I bang a chick in Desmonds waterbed I do.
Do you think you are Attractive: Yeah, I gave myself a boner while I was washing my face this A.M.
Are you a Health Freak: Yes
Do you get along with your Parents: Yup
Do you like Thunderstorms: Chunderstorms?
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No Comment
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Ditto
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Many
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I don't know if her name was Oreos.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Same as above
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes, stagediving at the Indigo Girls
In the past month have you been Dumped: Never
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Many times, I've since been banned from the Y, though.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Ive been called Teebs
Ever been Beaten up: Nope
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Titties and Beer, and weed should all be involved
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I wanna be a Hulkamaniac, and have fun with my family and friends
What country would you most like to Visit: Hooters, Boston
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: White
Favourite Hair Color: No Preferrence
Short or Long Hair: Same as above
Height: Short for prime BJ position.
Weight: It don't matter, I likes to be on top.
Best Clothing Style: Nude
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1
Number of CDs I own: All of them
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Zero
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Be the next Mrs. Teebs ApplicationPlease answer this simple three question application and you'll be entered in the drawing to determine my next girlfriend.
Question #1: When we are in public, is there a problem with you being called Babycakes or TenderBush? Question #2: Are you willing to show me your thingies? Question #3. Are you willing to let me touch your thingies? Thank you in advance for your applications!
