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About Me

Watch out for the ricochet!!!!...Ricochet by PSC
Just about every decent myspace layout
Any Day is a good day for Jay Bay at Fenway
Praise for Matty Ballgame: "Matt Belanger may possibly be the most stunningly handsome man I have ever laid eyes on"- Supermodel Gisele Bundchen
Beware of Big Papi
Timmy Wakefield and Mike Timlin: Class Acts, World Champions
More Praise for Matty Ice: "First of all, I'd like to thank Matt Belanger, without him I wouldn't be where I am today."- God (In his acceptance speech at the Holy Awards aka the HOLYS)
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mattmar Orville Belangiaparra (M.O.B.)
Birthday: July 21
Birthplace: Fleming County, Ky
Current Location: Cape Neddick, Maine
Eye Color: Blue-green, more like a bleen
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6'2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Franco-American
The Shoes You Wore Today: Some comfy snazzies, loafers I believe
Your Weakness: I need to work on my serve a bit in Tennis, but that's about it.
Your Fears: Chicks with hairy backs and even hairier chests.
Your Perfect Pizza: Hot Dog Pizzer, Sarah's Cafe styles
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I would like to score a lot this year, that would be neat.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: In retrospect, maybe I shouldn't have put the dog treats for my Doberman in my front pocket.
Thoughts First Waking Up: I hope that's rug burn.
Your Best Physical Feature: My feet are cool I guess, size 15 wide, ladies.
Your Bedtime: 1:13 sometimes a.m. sometimes p.m.
Your Most Missed Memory: Camping, Jamming, Slaunching
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi, it's the drink of gods
MacDonalds or Burger King: If I recall, living legend Dan Cortese used to endorse BK, so I'm gonna have to say....McD's
Single or Group Dates: Ditch the date, go solo, you got a much better chance of getting lucky at the end of the night.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Poland Spring Agua baby
Chocolate or Vanilla: I'm not racist
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: only Acid
Do you Swear: Only in Church
Do you Sing: I'm the mad notes on lead vocals
Do you Shower Daily: Indeed
Have you Been in Love: Twice
Do you want to go to College: No way brother
Do you want to get Married: Eventually
Do you belive in yourself: If you mean Believe, yes. I do not however belive in myself
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only on Thursday
Do you think you are Attractive: I would do me
Are you a Health Freak: I am a freak, yes. However, I don't know this word health that you use.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes, very well.
Do you like Thunderstorms: That's an odd Question. Do you like Pork Tornados?
Do you play an Instrument: Airguitar, left and right handed.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: possible
In the past month have you Smoked: no mom
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Are you my new parole officer?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes with Destiny.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Oreos are not among the boxes I have eaten this month.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Indeed
In the past month have you been on Stage: negatory
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes, in my love tub
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I stole a few hearts from some tasty young ladies.
Ever been Drunk: not since this morning
Ever been called a Tease: no, but I have a pal called Teebs
Ever been Beaten up: Too many times
Ever Shoplifted: Is this going on my permanent record?
How do you want to Die: Hangin and Bangin
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I do not want to grow up, for I am a Toys 'r' us kid.
What country would you most like to Visit: Mattasia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Fluorescent pink, but I'm not picky
Favourite Hair Color: I dig me some brunettes. My mum wants me to shack up with a redhead though.
Short or Long Hair: Either
Height: between 4'11" and 12'00" Just have to be able to fit underneath the overpasses.
Weight: As long as they've got a pachina, size don't matter mang.
Best Clothing Style: Nudity, sans sandals and trucker hats
Number of Drugs I have taken: in one sitting?
Number of CDs I own: 100?
Number of Piercings: None active at this point in time.
Number of Tattoos: Four
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 17
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! "Yeah, who's your favorite New Kid? Yeah, call me Joey. Oh, come on. Don't make me get loose. Yeah, that's right. Call me Donnie. Oh, girl. Oh, please don't go girl."
Jay Balls............

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Johnny Pesky,
Michael Jordan, Eli Manning, John Cusack, Willie Nelson, Kevin Smith, Mark Cuban, Kris Kristofferson, Gisele, Peyton Manning, David Tyree, Michael Strahan, Justin Tuck, Osi Umenyiora, All members of DMB,any member of the 2004 amd 2007 Boston Red Sox (particularly Varitek, Ramirez, Mueller, Schilling, and Big Papi, Mikey Lowell, Papelbon, Ellsbury, and Josh Beckett), Dave Chappelle, Bill Murray, Lewis Black, Conan O'Brien,and George Carlin.
"If you're happy to see Manny's bitch-ass leave town, throws your hands in the air"

My Blog

Without further ado...........

The winner of Team Awesome's first ever "Skidder Queen of the Month Award" (sponsored by Hellman's manmonaise. Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best!) is.............. Miss Marcia Myers ...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 19:15:00 GMT

Riverside Skidder Queen of the Month Award

Attention all ye drunks, goons, skips, skaps, skuppers and skallywags, Starting October 1st Team Awesome will be sponsoring the  "Skidder Queen of the Month" Award to recognize the skuppiest of t...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 13:59:00 GMT

Jorts, Jorts, I love Jorts

For those of you who do not know what Jorts are, they are Jean shorts, get with the program people. I am pleased to annouce the formation of The International Organization for the Conservation of Jor...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 18:54:00 GMT

Famous People Other than Matt Belanger born July 21....

Hey peeps... Check out wikipedia.com type in your birthday (not the year) in the search field and you get all sorts of neat info, including celebrities who share the same birthday..... so with no furt...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 20:23:00 GMT

Best DMB show ever/a new kind of f'd up

Well folks, Matt Belanger got messed up six ways from Sunday last night. Real fucking bad. Snoop D O double G would be pumped at how much Tanqueray and Tonic I consumed. The floor in my living room wa...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 03:43:00 GMT

Big Papi and Manny, Simply the Best! And other duos

There has seldom time in sports history ever been a hot streak like the one enjoyed by both Manny Ramirez and David Big Papi Ortiz right now for the Boston Red Sox (aka the greatest team ever, in the ...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 18:48:00 GMT

Matt Belanger presents Wastedfest '06: Two-Parter

Matt Belanger proudly presents Wastedfest 2006. This is a two-part event taking place in July. The first part will take place Monday July 3, in the town of Bath and its surrounding areas. Special gues...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 20:59:00 GMT

Not that Ol' Matt needs a reason to be lazy, but.......

Dude's, Duder's, and Duderino's, I totally just found my remote control, the very one that I have been missing sonce my Wrestlemania party. By my calculation, I've been like two whole months without i...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 18:26:00 GMT

Leon from Bud ads traded for beer, no joke!!!!!

This is a true story about the dude who played Leon in the Budweiser commercials. Pitcher dealt for 60 Cases of Bud, plus the Top 5 Trade Talks that should have happened May 05, 2006 | 11:07AM | re...
Posted by on Tue, 09 May 2006 20:03:00 GMT

When I'm in your town, I might be under an assumed name...

What is up my peoples? Below is a list of my aliases, in case I'm in town and you needs my attention: Pimp Handle (courtesy www.playerapprentice.com/pimphandle.asp) Reverend Matt Flow Trick Master M. ...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 17:37:00 GMT