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About Me

I'm A One-Eyed Monster, The One Your Mother Warned You About. I'm Really Not All That Bad, I'm Actually Quite Friendly Once You Get To Know Me.

My Interests

Exercise, Kickboxing, Body Building (Always Like To Be Bigger!) Cave Exploring, Muff Diving, Parlor Tricks, Entertaining At Home, Expelling Fluid

I'd like to meet:

Whomever Gets Me Excited, I Don't Discrimminate. Someone To Envy Me.

Music:

Anything With A Good Beat

Movies:

Die Hard, Walking Tall, Kinsey, Porn

Television:

Old Dick Cavett Reruns

Books:

The Joy Of Sex

Heroes:

One-Eyed Monsters Bigger And Stronger Than Me.

My Blog

A Healthy, Happy One-Eyed Monster.

One-eyed monsters can get lonely during the holidays. They need warmth, attention, and love. If you have a one-eyed monster, give him a hug. Grooming is important to make a one-eyed monster feel good ...
Posted by One-Eyed Monster on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 01:33:00 PST

OEM Words Of Wisdom .1

If You Stand Tall And Act Proud, You'll Always Perform Better. Of Course, We Can't Always Be At Our Best. Sometimes We're Just Plum Exhausted. Give Yourself A Rest And Soon You'll Be Standing Tall Aga...
Posted by One-Eyed Monster on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 03:31:00 PST

One-Eyed Monster FAQ

Freakently Assed Questions To One-Eyed Monster: 1. Is That A Real Eye? OEM: "'No, it just looks like an eye, and when it starts to look like an eye, that's right before you get a big surprise." 2...
Posted by One-Eyed Monster on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 05:07:00 PST