So after 7 episodes of ridiculous tosh, season 1 of Rockjaw has come to and end. We're gonna spend the summer doing work that actually pays the bills and maybe contributes productively to the world/ society, but we'll be back to waste your time and ours in August 2007 with season 2 of Rockjaw. There will probably be new characters, new stupid voices, new bad accents, new tenous segments but still the same two idiots and the same basic set on the same channel.Which pretty much amounts to everything being different but exactly the same. See you all in August....
We are Rockjaw. We are a TV show. We broadcast on Rockworld.TV, also known as Redemption TV. Which can be found on Sky Channel 368. We review stuff. Like music. Movies. Games. DVDs. We like stuff. Like music. Movies. Games. DVDs. We read off an autocue, but the words are ours. We write what we say. We say what we write. We write what we mean to say. But we don't always say it right, because sometimes we have trouble speaking and reading. Not because we're stupid. Just because its fucking dead hot in our studio. Puppies. Kittens. We are Leander Gloversmith and Julia Hardy. Julia likes bikes and drums and Mr Bungle. Leander likes films and comics and Glassjaw. We do many a different thing. But this show is our baby. Rockjaw. We are the best. We are the future. We are the only. We are daft. We are silly. We talk rubbish. We make sense. We tell lies. We tell truths. We do this for love, not money. TV aint glamorous. But we're on it. Watch us
ROCKJAW
Sky Channel 368
FOR ANY OF YOU THAT MISSED IT, OR FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT JUST FEEL COMPELLED TO REVISIT OUR IDIOCY, HERE'S THE FOOTAGE OF "PARENTS AGAINST PLAYSTATION" VISITING THE PLAYSTATION 3 ROOMS, AS SEEN ON LAST MONTH'S SHOW! LONG LIVE DEIDRE AND JEFF
AND HERE'S OUR OUR GUIDE TO GUITAR HERO ......
AAAND HERE'S THE P.A.P CORPORATE VIDEO! WITNESS THE SUBTLE UNDERTONES OF MISERY AND THE VISIBLE EMOTIONAL DISINTEGRATION OF THE HOSTESS! WOO HOO!!!!
LOADS MORE CLIPS AND EXCLUSIVE VIDEO PODCASTS COMING VERY VERY SOON!!!!!!!!!
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