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Melissa

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm cute, sweet, and damn it, people love me!!! (hey, stop laughing!)I cook, clean, and laugh at stupid jokes. I love power tools and mini skirts. I love my friends, I have some of the best out there. I hate stupidity, and closed-minded people. I'm an artist. I act, model, and dance. I'm just living life, learning lessons and smiling still. I want a finger monkey

My Interests

PBR. theatre, art, people, music, open mindedness, abstract thoughts, intellegence, the beauty and pain in life, a beautiful boy, dancing, flying when my eyes are close and I'm deep in sleep, other stuff, but I'm too tired to try and think of it all.Ophelia, John Everett Millais

I'd like to meet:

I am here for my existing frinds and networking. I don't add people I don't know. Also, I am not here for dating; so please don't be retarded. I don't want to meet you, or date you, that's it. And I am not here to make a ton of new friends, so unless we have something in common (i.e smart, talented, artistic, in theatre, or just really damn good looking) or I already know you, I'm not really interested. Photographers that need models, theatre people, and promo/street team people, do feel free to shoot me a message if you'd like to network. Thank you. The Hoff..

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In a Past Life...
You Were: A Gorgeous Dancer.

Where You Lived: Ireland.

How You Died: The Plague. Who Were You In a Past Life?I am worth $2,191,070 on HumanForSale.com

Music:

Whipping Boy, DeVotchKa, Placebo, Bright Eyes, David Byrne (Talking Heads), Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, The Elected, TKK, just music with power and music that depresses, filled with emotion, pain and feeling. Something that will make me think, and make me feel. somthing that expresses. Conor Oberst

Movies:

Velvet Goldmine, He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, Romeo + Juliet, Sleepy Hallow, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Coffee and Cigarettes, Chicago, Closer, Breakfast at Tiffanys, Angels in America, Iron-Jawed Angels, Happiness, Ryan, Little Miss Sunshine, documentaries.

Television:

No time for TV

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Books:

Well, I know a lot about history. For example, I know that the American Revolution was in fact instigated by Chuck Norris, who incinerated the Stamp Act by looking at it, then roundhouse-kicked the entire British army into the Atlantic Ocean. A group of Massachusetts Minutemaids then unleashed the zombi-generating T-virus on London, crippling the British economy and severely limiting its naval capabilities. Did I leave anything out? I am so smrt!

Heroes:

My friends, my teachers, women overcoming breast cancer and domestic violence, Alice Paul.

My Blog

Barenaked Ladies...

Yeah...so I guess I hung out (and gave a dance) to Steven Page of the band the Barenaked Ladies, last night. He was actually a really cool guy, if it weren't for his insistance that I know who he was....
Posted by Melissa on Tue, 22 May 2007 09:20:00 PST

An angel and muse

4-28-06This is the portrait of an angel. A painting in my mind of a man so amazing, my stumbling words trip akwardly over my wonder of him. He is an angel with honey wheat hair that falls in wild wave...
Posted by Melissa on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 09:56:00 PST

Anxiety of the mind

3-17-07I fight to keep from pushing him awayFrom doing something rashI like himI really doSo why can't I help myself from sabatoge?Why do I feel the demonpushing against my cheastTightening my throatT...
Posted by Melissa on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 01:09:00 PST

Sun Sun Sun

2-28-07Sadness when the sun came upClose my eyes from painHide my tears in Lilly PadSo weary once againIn a gutterWhere I sleepSwollowed by the nightCrush my hand, stab my eyeSee if I can bleedDirty n...
Posted by Melissa on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 01:14:00 PST

My Obituary

'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com...
Posted by Melissa on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 12:34:00 PST

Looks like I'm moving....reallly depressed :(

Well it looks like I'm probably moving to the Lower Haight...Something I've always wanted to do...but now I'm kinda really depressed about it. I guess I never really thought this guy would move out of...
Posted by Melissa on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 12:17:00 PST

DeVotchKa

The other night I went to one of the most amazing concerts I have ever been to in my entire life, Devotchka. The music was so full and beautiful, take one of thier songs, turn it up all the way till t...
Posted by Melissa on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 04:02:00 PST

The night of the bike.

I finally learned how to ride a bike!!! Like a complete total real bike, with the hand brakes and thin wheels, and everything! And don't laugh, because I didn't know how to ride one of those...I knew ...
Posted by Melissa on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 10:19:00 PST

Numb but still alive

Have you ever had one of thoes nights where you can't sleep at all, and you just lie there thinking with your eyes closed, pretending to be asleep, so you won't have to take a sleeping pill? Then you ...
Posted by Melissa on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 09:37:00 PST

Left wing environmental something or other

I just got back from my job interview for this environmental political job and I got a second interview lined up for this Friday, so I'm kinda excited about that. But I started wondering about a coupl...
Posted by Melissa on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 01:15:00 PST