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The Presenters

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About Me

We are a mysterious consortium of assorted people who enjoy presenting items to one another. We are Eggy, Bingo, Panda Pops, Skeletor, Indie and Scotch. During the week we work mundane jobs and lead ordinary lives, but when the weekend arrives we team up to form the almighty collective The Presenters.

We like to meet up in bars and play Eggy Bingo, a new extreme sport where participants must drop beer (or another alcoholic drink) from a straw into their glass from great heights.

We are currently looking for new members to join our amazing club - we want YOU to leave us a comment with a picture of yourself presenting something to your mate, family member or complete stranger! It could be anything - a sweet wrapper! An aubergine! A house! A unicorn! Yer gran! The only limitation is your imagination. Howay man! Let's get this going!

Presenting is about having a laugh and uniting people all over the world through the medium of the unexpected or deserved gift. We love people from every race, religion and background - Hell, we don't even mind the emo kids!

Take a snap of yourself doing a bit of presenting and send it in a comment, it doesn't make sense but you've got nothing better to do.

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My Interests

Presenting a variety of items, gifts and other objects to fellow Presenters or ordinary people. We sometimes crowd into our big black van and cruise the neighbourhood searching for citizens to present things to. People are often confused when we leap out of the van to grab a picture of them while we give them something nice, they're wondering why we're giving them something rather than stealing their wallet. We can't help it, it's just the kind of guys we are!

I'd like to meet:

Les Ferdinand (Presenting a young man with a voucher which he can exchange for a ride in Les's magic helicopter)

This lady knows all about the pleasure you get from being presented something

Smiles all round with these guys, you can almost taste the joy!

Music:

Anything and everything

Movies:

Any film where someone is presented with a giant cheque.

Television:

Competitions where the winners are presented with a trophy, medal, or again, a giant cheque.

Books:

We don't have time to read, we're too busy spreading love.

Heroes:

Les Ferdinand, top bloke.