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About Me

FIRST, A MEMO!!!!I am NOT single. I thought I put that up here since I KNOW no one reads the shit at the bottom. I'm not a display bitch who is just putting this "boyfriend memo" up to look like hot shit. I'm not hot shit, in fact I don't even have an opinion of myself. I'm saving you time, and me irritation. Do NOT message me and ask me if I like you. I don't. I have someone, I'm very happy with him, and am not interested in anyone else EXCEPT him. If you want to chat, fine we'll chat. But honestly, I've no clue what we'd talk about. That being said....I like cheese, movies, interesting people and vodka. I don't like psychos, obcessive sad losers, and jerks. Creeps, freaks and geeks can stay the fuck away. I like people who can talk about things that are interesting, and not how good my hair looks, or how you can't find a cloth shower curtain. I know I have nice eyes, big tits and the outward disposition of a badger. While I appreciate your abilities to decorate a bathroom, and your thoughts on my orbs of sight I am not interested in hearing about it. Petty insults about my apperance are lame, uneducated and generally poorly executed.

My Interests

Conversations that make sense even when drunk, movies, voice overs and confusing people by answering the phone in a different language. I like to smoke when I drink and decorate lighters. My writing is unfinished, angry, and vindictive. But I like it anyway. I think my cat is one of the most amusing beings on the planet, and she gets jelous when I talk to people on the phone.

I'd like to meet:

I'm here to keep in touch with people I like and to stay the hell away from dense, vainglorious,pseudo intellectuals. Gabrielle's lame-ass excuse to break up:

"I just can't deal with your past... in the suburbs... all those trees."

'What is your lame-ass excuse to break up?' at QuizGalaxy.com Gabrielle's lame-ass excuse to break up:

"I sense an impending doom between us - oh and by the way I want to break up"

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Music:

I like soundtracks. I can't tell you what the title of a song is or who sings it, just that I like it... width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

High Fidelity, Cruel Intentions,The Green Mile,What Dreams May Come, lots more I hate typing.Gabrielle's Random Movie Quote:

'Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.'

- Ash, Army of Darkness

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Television:

Does nothing for me really. I've been converted to Seinfeld, I enjoy Family Guy,and other cartoons not suited for children

Books:

The Black Swan, Slaughterhouse V, The Fire Brand, The Mists of Avalon, Catch 22, Good Omens,Odd Thomas, Stephen King books

Heroes:

My father and Jessica Rabbit
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My Blog

"you know you got love"

You know you love someone when you put aside your hatered for something small and mildly costly, suck it up, and buy it. Its small, comes in a small package, and comes in a varity of shapes and colors...
Posted by Callipygian Siren on Thu, 24 May 2007 10:02:00 PST

I'm a puppy too!

..> You Are a Beagle Puppy Cheerful, energetic, and happy go lucky.And you're sense of smell is absolutely amazing! ..> http://www.blogthings.com/whatbreedofpuppyareyouquiz/...
Posted by Callipygian Siren on Thu, 03 May 2007 01:18:00 PST

bubbles

Here is the stupidest, most boring blog you've read all day. Seriously, you may even grown stupider just by reading the warning. At any rate...you've BEEN warned. I take maybe 5 baths ye...
Posted by Callipygian Siren on Wed, 02 May 2007 11:51:00 PST

Come make sure I don't die

ok so....i don't know HOW I managed it...but I just recently hit myself in the head with the refrigerator door. It hurts when I poke at it now...it used to just fucking hurt. I can see straight ...
Posted by Callipygian Siren on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 11:39:00 PST

Furrby and Paint

"Good morning star shine! The Earth says "Hello" " I love Tim Burton... Yeah, its 9:15 am and I've decided to stay awake, Danny's the lucky one in this case, HE gets to sleep. My bags are packed,...
Posted by Callipygian Siren on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 06:37:00 PST

::slams head on wall::

In addition to my body sucking, there are scarring , horrible, embaressing, irritating , wretched phone conversations invvolving my mother . my sister and my boyfriend....
Posted by Callipygian Siren on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 06:36:00 PST

::GLARES::

My...body....SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Callipygian Siren on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 04:09:00 PST

Trekkie!!

So...I can't sleep AGAIN but for totally new reasons. 1. Half of my nose is stuffed 2.Danny is taking up the entire bed in a really weird way 3. I have THIS stuck in my head ...
Posted by Callipygian Siren on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 05:19:00 PST

Dona Nobis Pacem

i tried going to to bed. I did. But someone is playing music. Its muffled, the kind you can only hear if your goal is to sleep.....Animaniacs won't drown it out , my music won't drown it out. IT WON'T...
Posted by Callipygian Siren on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 02:16:00 PST

Bitter Butter

Again I say I DID have a great V Day. I just do this as a reflex. Like.....gas after beans or somthing.Title of original post: I'm looking for the one to do this!!!-Leave her cute text messages...I li...
Posted by Callipygian Siren on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 01:20:00 PST