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Jesus Chrysler

Don't worry, you're saved.

About Me

In short,I'm the angriest hippy you ever did see. Only peace, love and understanding don't get you very far in this world. So you've all driven me insane, ya dig? I believe in the unity of the universal unconsciousness. I believe there is stardust in our DNA and vice versa. I believe each person has the right to pursue god or enlightenment or happiness or what the fuck ever in any manner they see fit as long as they don't fuck with anybody else's shit. I would like to wish you all the best, and to forgive all the fuckheads and truly evil people out there for their sins and transgressions against the Earth.But I can't. In my heart I want you all to suffer and die and burn forever in the hell you would create. Each time I hear a racist slur, I get pulled a step away from nirvana. I can't help but want to assassinate the man telling lies on the TV. A Hummer3 being driven by a soccer mom drives by me on the highway, she gives me a dirty look and I can't help but want to scream, "HEY LADY! HOW MUCH FUCKING OIL DOES THAT THING USE UP HUH? HOW MANY DEAD PEOPLE IN THE DESERT DOES THAT EQUAL?? IS THERE NOT ENOUGH AIR POLLUTION IN SOUTH EAST TEXAS?". As I slam her off of the overpass that is, causing a horrible burning holocaust as car after SUV after car collide. And all the families inside that were on their way to the mall to buy slutty clothes for their 12 year old daughters while their sulky insecure sons pump quarter after quarter into video games and ignore the REVOLUTION that is dying outside? They all die! Because they are sheep, because they are selfish bastards, because they don't care about shit. Anyway I'm prone to these sort of rantings because I'm right. the flock is diseased. Free

My Interests

Playing and listening to music.Books Dungeons and Dragons. Herbology. Gourmet and Exotic Cuisine.body suspension and piercings (check out AGRO). My band BIG SHOT BIZAARE.(I dont play for them anymore, but I'm still in the band. Couldn't kick me out if they tried. Entheogenic experiences. Primitive cultures. Philosophy, both the college type and the talkin' straight dope about life. I like rum and whiskey, which often leads to a poor substitute for philosophy. I dig nature and art in a big way. I've studied psychology for years now and actually like it. Except the understanding people better thing, that makes you like them less. I really enjoy throwing things into the cogworks of the horrible system that is all around us. Oh yes, legalize hemp. The pharmaceutical company has profited enough I think.

I'd like to meet:

Gandhi, Dr.Martin Luther King, The real Messiah, Hunter S. Thompson (RIP all of the above). Tom Petty, Bobby McFerrin, The White Stripes, the 9/11 firemen and rescue teams, Abe Lincoln, a genie so I can get some wishes, Jimi Hendrix, the girl who can give the best oral sex in the world, that dude who beat the crap out of the shark. Ah you didn't hear about that? Yeah this kid got attacked on his floatie by this 12 foot tiger shark and it bit off his arm, his uncle swam out in the water and grabbed the kid and swam back. Then he went back in the water and starting beating the piss out of the shark and dragged it still fighting like 50 feet to shore. They re-attached the kids arm. No lie.

Music:

Big Shot Bizaare! Filter, Pink Floyd, Rob Zombie, U2, The Dead Milkmen, Clutch!, Cake, System of a Down, Ministry, The Sex Pistols, The Ramones, Led Zepplin, Godsmack, Tribal and Ethnic music of all types, Coalchamber, Type O Negative, NIN, Harvey Danger, North Mississippi Allstars,Violent Femmes, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The White Stripes, Primus, The Crystal Method, Daft Punk. Ya know what? I like a whole shitload more music than I can put here. Odds are if it has a beat and decipherable lyrics I like it. Furthermore, I do not need to know all the trivia and history about a band to like them. And anyone who tells me I'm not a real musician because I don't know my "rock history" can shove a great big object of some sort into one of their various orifices......orifici? What is the plural? Man I start to rant sometimes.

Movies:

Find a copy of "Loose Change 9/11". Go and watch it and then give a copy to your family and friends. Seriously.

Television:

I despise television it is the frickin' devil. Individual shows and movies may rock, but as a whole cable, satellite, the whole media monster sucks balls. In a bad way. Does anyone else notice that Time-Warner's logo is a swirly hypnotized eye. Hmmmm I wonder what that means.

Books:

I wonder how many people actually care. Forgive my skepticism; I live in SE Texas. Insomnia by Stephen King (and various others by him) The Talisman, Richard Bachman's books (yeah I know), The Death Gate Cycle by Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman. Naked Lunch by Willam S. Burroughs. The Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy by Douglas Adams. Better than the movie. The Lord of the Rings. An extremely funny book either called Good Omens, or Bad Omens, I forget. And a library of others I don't care to type.

Heroes:

That dude who beat up the shark...(see above)