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Telepathy Crimewave

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About Me

Vampire hunting superhero selflessly helps push little blue haired old ladies into oncoming traffic. Narcoleptic race car driver, double espionage agent, and practicing kung fu expert trained in Poland. Circus sideshow freak boy by night and Brazilian knife fighting expert by day is last years midget bowling champion of Northern California and liaison to international eco terror cells. Type AB personality. Will sleep for food.

My Interests

Behaving inappropriately, Pretending to be smarter than you, Mindless self indulgence, instant gratification, getting up on it, getting down on it, coordinating Yugoslavian gangster tryouts, midget bowling, drive-by breadings, b-Movies, rolling on Chinchilla comforters or satin sheets. NHL hockey fanatic, FPS gamer extraordinaire

I'd like to meet:

Zach Galifianakis, Bill Murray, Jeff Goldblum, Sarah Silverman, Janeane Garofalo, Robert Downey Jr., Christina Ricci, David Cross, Stephen Colbert, Michael Ian Black, Dana Klein, Joel and Ethan Coen, John Cusack, Eddie Izzard, Benicio Del Toro, Simon Pegg, Bruce Campbell, David Sedaris, and David Rakoff to name a few.

Most artist types or like minded creatives, avid movie buffs, earphone junkies, writers, poets, eclectics are all Kool and the Gang with me. Whoever recognizes Wes Anderson, David Fincher, David Lynch, David Cronenberg, Akira Kurosawa, and Stanley Kubrick are the absolute apex of film making genius, is certainly well on their way to making cool happen with me.

Memorable Movie Quotes

    Alistair Hennessey: You're the most ravishing creature that I've ever seen in my life. Eleanor Zissou: Hello Skinny. Alistair Hennessey: Hello Eleanor. Eleanor Zissou: Is that a new merit badge? Alistair Hennessey: Oh, yeah, as a matter of fact it is. I just became a Knight in Portugal, the Presidente gave a special ball... Steve Zissou: Don't be nice to Ali.. He's my nemesis.
    - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

    Kent: Uh, I'll catch up with you guys. I have to go to the bathroom. Chris Knight: Okay, Kent, but I don't think that's going to help your confidence any, do you?
    - Real Genius

    Ned: "What are you doing later?" Phil: "Something else"
    - Groundhog Day

    Ernie McCracken: "..why dont you go eat that outside, and then come back in when youre done Roy Munson: *takes cereal outside* Ernie McCracken: (looking at table of women) "hi ! " Older woman at table: *nods smiles* Ernie McCracken: "no not you, the other one" .. "hi! "
    ~ Kingpin


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Music:

Thomas Fehlmann, Goldfrapp, The Knife, M83, Ellen Allien, Team Sleep, Boards of Canada, Taylor Deupree, Massive Attack, Amon Tobin, Beck, LCD Soundsystem, Dan Deacon, Junior Boys, Lo-Fi-Fnk, The Radio Dept., Neotropic, The Perceptionists, Nouvelle Vague, September Collective, St. Vincent, Lupe Fiasco, Sebadoh, Liars, Los Campesinos!, James Blackshaw, RJD2, J Dilla, Oh No, Solarstone, Apparat, Paul Van Dyk, Peter Bjorn and John, Gnarls Barkley, Bibio, Mogwai, Trans-Am, Artcore, Air, Thom Yorke, Radiohead, Panda Bear, Justice, Antenne, Fridge, Godspeed You Black Emperor, Doves, The Avalanches, Battles, New Young Pony Club, The Chills, Life Without Buildings, Shapes and Sizes, Le Tigre, Chavez, Heartsrevolution, Arcade Fire, Arab Strap, Danielson, Interpol, Elliott Smith, Portishead, The Pixies, Baby Mammoth, Kinobe, Freezepop, of Montreal, Tipsy, Backini, Explosions in the Sky, Wagon Christ, Telefon Tel Aviv, Imogen Heap, Frou Frou, A Place To Bury Strangers, Kinski, Deftones, Mars Volta, Tool, Skinny Puppy, KMFDM, Ministry, Sonic Youth, March Violets, Martin Denny, Les Baxter, Arthur Lyman, Esquivel, Tiger Army, Los Gatos Locos, Rocket from the Crypt, Goultown, Roy Orbison, Johnny Cash, Guana Batz, The Faint, Demented Are Go, Horrorpops, Misfits, The Cramps, The Chop Tops, The Slanderin, Coffin Draggers, The Switchblades, Roadside Phantoms, Nurvus Rex, Photon Torpedos, The Damned, White Zombie, Hawkwind, Troum, Jesu, Tarentel, Chrome, AFI, Velvet Acid Christ, Mission of Burma, Burmese, Dillinger Escape Plan, Paine, Crime in Choir, Social Distortion, Satyricon, Coil, My Life With The Thrill Kill Cult, London After Midnight, The Breeders, Siouxsie & the Banshees, The Martinis, The Clash, The Pretenders, The Maxwell Implosion, The Beta Band, The Ladybug Transistor, Shellac, Seefeel, Kruder & Dorfmeister, Kraftwerk, Stereolab, Cocteau Twins, Mandalay, Kalabrese, Death Cab for Cutie, Autechre, Janes Addiction, Dredg, Court & Spark, The Datsuns, Coldplay, Nortec Collective, DNTEL, Xiu Xiu, Mercury Rev, Badly Drawn Boy, Nick Drake, Depeche Mode, Appleseed Cast, Cotton Mather, Modest Mouse, Wilco, David Bowie, The Cure, Joy Division, The Smiths, New Order, Killing Joke, Peter Murphy, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Pretty Girls Make Graves, The Birthday Massacre, Furniture, Duran Duran, Tears for Fears, Kashmir, Stabbing Westward, Muse, The Killers, Dead Can Dance, Siouxsie & The Banshees, Interpol, Destination Venus, Drive like Jehu, Flying Saucer Attack, Weezer, Jack Johnson, Finch, Morphine, Sigur Ros, Organic Audio, BT, Zero 7, Mono, Salt Tank, Morcheeba, Lemon Jelly, Betty Davis, Claudine Longet, Mayumi Kojima, Astrid Gilberto, Four-Tet, Medeski Martin & Wood, Xzibit, El-P, Cannibal Ox, RJD2, Mr. Lif, Atmosphere, Heiroglyphics, J-Live, De La Soul, Mos Def, Pharrell Williams, Akrobatic, Camp-Lo, The Roots, MF Doom, Tribe Called Quest, Beastie Boys (old Beasties, Licence to Ill and Pauls Boutique) Immortal Techniqe, Company Flow(old EL-P), Metallica (the old Metallica), Dizzee Rascal, M.I.A,, Wagon Christ, Circle, Hrvatski, James Plotkin, Kit Clayton, Loren Chasse, Troum, Mieskuoro Huutajaat, Fennesz, Stilluppsteypa, The Strokes, The Vines, Led Zeppelin, Rush, The Who, The Doors, Blossom Toes, The Beatles, Johnny Cash, U2, R.E.M, INXS, Otis Redding, Miles Davis, John Coltrane, John Legend, Sarah Vaughan, Billy Holliday, Ella Fitzgerald, Fila Brazilia, Telepopmusik, Smoke City, Funky Porcini, Tipsy, The Bran Flakes, Comuna De Musica, Akmusique, Mindprint Traveller, Koop, Nightcruizer Acceleradeck, Orbital, Kraftwerk, Royksopp, Bang Bang, Yoshino Orchestra, Electroclash, Black Starliner, Los Fancy Free, Dopplereffekt, Electrocute, Her Space Holiday, Console, Aiko Shimada, Chicks on Speed, Death in Vegas, Moloko, Crispy Ambulance, Dabrye, Brian Eno, Ennio Morricone, Acid Mothers Temple, Taj Mahal Travelers, John Zorn, Throbbing Gristle, Comsat Angels, Negativland, Nurse With Wound, The Conet Project, Drop Lift Project, Sounds of American Doomsday Cults Vol. 14, Alva Noto, Daevid Allen, Atom Smashers, Old Bombs, Doll Parts, Breather, National Disgrace, Einsterzende Neubauten, Factrix, Steve Fisk, Tape Beatles, John Giorno, Forcefield, Condor, Annie Gillis, Dreadful Bore, Greg Goodman, Hafler Trio, Bilting/Karkowski, Kuwayama Kiyoharu, James Joyce, Boris, John Hudak, Dead Raven Choir, Cobalt Butterfly, Rigor Sardonicous, Hunting Lodge, Iao Core, Charalambides, Iceplants, If Bwana, Kato Hideki, Kingshouse, Laibach, Skinny Puppy, Alan Lamb, Leather Nun, Legendary Pink Dots, Lesser, Little Fyodor, Lustmord, Merzbow, Blevin from Blectum, Archetics Office, Blackhumour, Death in June, Null Set, Mr.Meridies, Phaoss, Plateau, Kim Cascone, Monte Cazzaza, Cluster, Con-Dom , Crash Worship, Crawling With Tarts, Old Time Radio (Sci-Fi/Horror/Suspense), No Other Radio Network show (KPFA Berkeley) and a laundry list of other shit ill get around to typing later ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------ Country music is all kinds of retarded and ill probably run you over with my Acura 4 times if i hear you playing it near me (fans of Johnny Cash, Hank Williams and Patsy Kline are exempt from this reaction) - MTV spoonfed top 40 is all kinds of unacceptable but i'll make a pass for Kanye West, Pharrel Williams, Alicia Keyes, Snoop, Ludacris, Xzibit, Outkasts for pushing the envelope of mainstream accessibility.

Obscure music odditys =
Some ominous and haunting Drone by Biosphere : Biosphere

Some Dirge Drone by Black Mayonnaise: Black Mayonnaise

Some sick ass Sci-Fi Industrial by Paine: Paine

Movies:

A Scanner Darkly, Stranger than Fiction, The Comedians of Comedy, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Before Sunrise, Before Sunset, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Being John Malkovich, The Butterfly Effect, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Naked Lunch, Oldboy, Donnie Darko, Fight Club, Requiem for a Dream, City of God, Trainspotting, Killing Zoe, Rushmore, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Squid and the Whale, The United States Of Leland, Lost in Translation, Serendipity, High Fidelity, House Of Sand And Fog, Sideways, V for Vendetta, Mulholland Dr, Lost Highway, Blue Velvet, Videodrome, The Ring, Chopper, Kids, Trainspotting, Groove, Go, The Shining, El Mariachi, From Dusk Till Dawn, The Thing (John Carpenter Remake), Memento, Bladerunner, Ghost in The Shell, Akira, Metropolis, Clockwork Orange, Brazil, Snatch, Jacobs Ladder, Stir of Echoes, Apocalypse Now, Natural Born Killers, Old School, Kingpin, Good Will Hunting, The Cell, American Me, Belly, Rush, Training Day, American Beauty, Usual Suspects, Se7en, Pulp Fiction, New Jersey Drive, IllTown, Spun, Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai, Eraserhead, American History X, Kill Bill 1-2, The Crow, Sin City, The Count of Monte Cristo, The Wild Ones, La Bamba, High School Caesar, & most 50's & 60's Sci-Fi and Horror B-movies

Television:

C-SPAN, Adult Swim, Sarah Silverman Show, Chelsea Handler Show, Reno 911, Twilight Zone reruns, Max Headroom reruns, The Office, Arrested Development, Man Vs. Wild

Books:

Anything by David Sedaris, David Rakoff, Howard Zinn, Noam Chomsky, Lawrence Lessig, Isaac Asimov, Zadie Smith

Heroes:

Mahatma Gandhi, Martin Luther King Jr, Bob Marley, Miguel Hidalgo, Diego Rivera, Cesar Chavez, Che Guevara, Neville Brody, Hillman Curtis, Robert Rauschenberg, Jeff Goldblum, Robert Downey Jr.,

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5 min Q&A w Telepathy Crimewave

You guys should erase my answers and repost this unless you suck*1. DO YOU SNORE?Only when I sleep.2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?I tongue fight lovers3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?I'm a vigilante, I hav...
Posted by Telepathy Crimewave on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST