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rich the cunt

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About Me

A student of sculpture. Arr.

"I'm a tidy sort of bloke. I don't like chaos. I kept records in the record rack, tea in the tea caddy, and pot in the pot box." -George Harrison

J'aime la musique française et les choses françaises.

I sleep with electric guitars.

My Interests

drawing, music, film, cereal, painting, writing, nintendo, zelda, the weezer tree, salt and sugar, passion, harmonica, night time, pavement, insanity, lomo, french, dada, winter, bike rides, summer, dreaming, polaroids, train rides, snow, video game music, namecalling, watching, 1949 guitar, laughing, anthropomorphising, Duchamp, forts, falling asleep, lego, saving the day, fishing, holding chickens over my head, floating gracefully onto rooftops, talking to myself, finding stuff in treasure chests

I'd like to meet:

How about a magic flying carpet?

Music:

the beatles, bob dylan, weezer, the velvet underground, the brian jonestown massacre, jeff lewis and jack lewis, pavement, daniel johnston (danny and the nightmares), jimi hendrix, jonathan richman (and the modern lovers), the pixies, the beach boys, guided by voices, spacemen 3, iggy pop and the stooges, the zombies, francois (with a thing over the "a" and a thing under the "c"), david bowie, rolling stones, belle and sebastian, neutral milk hotel, donovan, francoise hardi, the rentals, jesus and the mary chain, the beta band, mount eerie/the microphones, dinosaur jr, sonic youth, suede, elliott smith, the cars, nick drake, major matt mason usa, olivia tremor control, black rebel motorcycle club, the doors, six organs of admittance, evan dando (lemonheads), pink floyd, simon and garfunkel, stephen malkmus, smog, nico, the kinks, john frusciante, early van morrison, the sonics, red hot chili peppers, the fall, mr. buckley, sufjan stevens, devendra banhart, the chemical brothers, them, people under the stairs, blur, les enfant bastard, hefner, various jazz, and a thousand other sounds I hear coming from ross's room - oh, and the beatles, again

Movies:

uhh... SLACKER, Before Sunrise and Before Sunset, The Godfather, Brick, The Graduate, Easy Rider, Help!, Hard Day's Night, The Big Lebowski, City of God, Scarface, Buffalo '66, Bill & Ted, Rules of Attraction, Dead Poet's Society, Angels with Dirty Faces, Annie Hall, Manhattan, Sleeper (genius), Ratcatcher, Princess Mononoke, Smoke, Garden State, Spirited Away, Back to the Future, Rushmore, À bout de souffle, Bande à part, The Man Who Wasn't There, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Dogma, I Heart Huckabees, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, E.T The Extra-terrestrial, Dead Man's Shoes, American Graffiti, The Shining, Clerks, Home Alone, Higher Learning, The Royal Tenenbaums, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Fingers, Mulholland Drive, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, Pulp Fiction, Apocalypse Now, Jungle Book, Thumbsucker, Alice in Wonderland, Star Wars Trilogy, Resevoir Dogs, High Fidelity, Fargo, Wonder Boys, Lost in Translation, The Shawshank Redemption, Drugstore Cowboy, The Usual Suspects, Rain Man, Rear Window, Vertigo, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Breakfast Club, Dazed & Confused, Taxi Driver, Waking Life, The Great Escape, Monty Python, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Toy Story... the list goes on and on and on...

Television:

Monty Python, Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Frasier, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Wonder Years, Black Books, The Sopranos, Tom Green Show, Family Guy, South Park, and the little British quiz shows such as QI

Books:

Bret Easton Ellis, John Steinbeck, Hubert Selby JR, J.D. Salinger, Hunter S. Thompson, Aldous Huxley, George Orwell, Lewis Carroll, Ian Rankin, Ginsberg and Kerouac and Burroughs, my art books and anything with interesting things

Heroes:

"The Unknown Rebel" and various artists, directors, musicians and the odd genius. Some of them are: Nauman, Kabakov, Man Ray, Linklater, E. Morris.

My Blog

current affairs

I fucking love China.
Posted by rich the cunt on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 04:06:00 PST

plug sculptures and rope

Where the fuck is our revolution?
Posted by rich the cunt on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 09:21:00 PST

revu

This afternoon, we walked into a fruit store, and the clerk thinks I'm some out-of-town hick. "Those apples will be two bucks each", he tells me. I pass over a five. And as he's about to give me a dol...
Posted by rich the cunt on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 08:48:00 PST

Arkansas... the coolest name for a state

Hey, sorry I'm late.That's okay, time doesn't exist.
Posted by rich the cunt on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 03:24:00 PST

Lend me your jeers

I think I just figured something out:1. Whenever someone says my name it comes out red.2. I am a carpenter3. My son is also a carpenter but wanders around instead of working.
Posted by rich the cunt on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 07:35:00 PST

Thank you, Beatle

Submarines under yellow duvets, 1Summersets mix with marmalade spread 2Midnight dives on yawning oceans 3Lighting up late breakfast in bed. 4Wholesomely cool October evenings, 5Fixing holes in dy...
Posted by rich the cunt on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 05:20:00 PST

Here too

Oh, and I'd like to add that I believe when Weezer did a Y100 Sonic Session in '97 they were at their peak.Nobody reply to this.
Posted by rich the cunt on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 04:55:00 PST

Invalid subject line?

I want to pole vault you
Posted by rich the cunt on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 04:41:00 PST

The world that you need is wrapped in gold silver sleeves

Hey... listen...Put on your sunday shoesAnd dance round the room to accordion keys...GO!
Posted by rich the cunt on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 02:58:00 PST

Goodbye I'm going home

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.Goodbye I'm going home.
Posted by rich the cunt on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 03:01:00 PST