The DXH Faction[DF]

¶ Name:David Marchand ¶ Birthday:11/20/1975 ¶ Birth place:Rochester, NY ¶ Age:31 ¶ Davey is Italian-American ¶ Davey has a lip piercing in the right corner of his lip that he has had for several years. He also had a monroe piercing but for a very short time. His ear guages are stretched to 1/2 an inch at last notice (so people say) ¶ Davey Havok it straight edge and vegan. ¶ Collected from random places, may be inaccurate...but certainly entertaining. -Random Fan: You have the only job in the world where people line up to hug you. Davey: Well, me and the Pope. Random Fan: Are you crazy? You can't hug the pope. He's inside the bubble. Davey: Are you sure you can't hug the Pope? Hey, everyone, does anyone know if you're allowed to hug the Pope? -RP:Davey is the new Jesus!! Davey:Umm, I think it's the hair. Is it the hair? -Interviewer:I don't want to be rude but you guys are a bunch of weirdo freaks. Do the locals abuse you in the street in Ukiah? Davey:The time I went back before last I got whistled at by some hicks in a truck. I was flattered but I'm not sure they were really interested. -Davey: Yeah, the band is fighting each other while they're playing, and there's flames, like these kind of, what do they call them Jade: Firecracker... Davey: The thing that shoots the lightning Jade: Clouds -Davey: Oh, please! I wish I had her body! (when called a Madonna impersonator) -Davey: Can you turn into a kitty cat? -Davey: Beyonce smiled at me, though not because she knew who I was or anything, but because I looked a bit creepy. It was nice though, because she’s so pretty. -Davey: ...In closing, Johnny Depp is still hot, Mars Volta deserves the world, and happy birthday, Mom! -Davey: A girl in Salt Lake once asked me 'Why are you wearing makeup? Are you a fag?'. I then said 'Well, if I'm a fag for wearing makeup, you must be a dyke in blue jeans'. I also informed her that she was just angry because I was prettier than she was. -Davey: I find drug use disrespectful, self-destructive, and weak. I want no part of it. I believe in complete respect for myself and others. -Davey: This barricade is a piece of shit. I could build better. Yea, yea, believe it or not, the kid with the lipstick can build stuff. -Davey: Oh shit, I lost a ring. I sure hope it's in my pocket. This motherfuckin ring... ok, I had one and it broke in half and I got another one, and now it disappeared. Continue your interview, I'm hoping it's in my pocket. -Davey: My ideal girl should be smart, drug-free, and hot. People say it's not important, but it is.... she can't hate me either. -Davey: That is so stupid. It's not agressive, it's not cathartic. It's like some sort of stupid kiddie ride. I hate that. Stage diving is still cool, though. That's where we come from growing up as hardcore kids. Most hardcore kids know how to stage dive and do it with style, but most most kids today don't know what they're doing out there. (comments on crowd-surfing) -Davey: Can I have a bite of your hamburger? Just don't tell the vegans... -Davey: It wasn't supposed to be pink vinyl, it's supposed to be peppermint vinyl, so it's supposed to look like one of those peppermint candies with the red and white swirlies. They fucked it up so it's pink. What's the name of that pressing plant? Well, whatever it is... don't use it! You'll be on Frilly Pink and you'll be forced to buy flowers from Adama's Flower Shop. -Davey: I like French Crullers. There's a donut that they make in this donut shop in Ukiah, it's called the 'Chocolate Fuck You' or the 'Fuck you I'm Chocolate' or something. You know what I'm talking about Adam? It's this big chocolate bar. -Davey: For the record, I'd eat the fuck out of some vegan chocolate chips. -Davey: I'm Davey and I sing, make faces, and swing from trees. -Davey: If everyone could back up... please back up. We've got some crushed ribs and some fragile people up here... you alright? -Davey: As you get older you will gain a bit more control over everything. Don't let anyone, even your parents, break you. Find good people who care about you and surround yourself with just them. If you can't find them at first, find good music and fall into it, let it hold you until they come. I truly hope you enjoy the new record. -Davey: Unfortunately, we forgot to use a cowbell but some of the stuff you mentioned might show up here and there. Fuck, we totally should have used a cowbell -Davey: Hate humanity? Yep, sure do. There's such a lack of responsibility for one's actions in the world, a selfishness, and a great destruction in the way people live their lives. It's all instant gratification, and who cares how my instant gratification affects those around me, or on a small personal leverl or a global level. The way people treat each other is truly disgusting, and we've created an environment through advances in science and technology that allows for a very septic society to thrive. And we breed and breed, and all the wrong people breed while all the right people don't want to have children because they don't want to place them in this world. -Davey: Old ladies come up to me all the time telling me to find God, when all I want to find is some chai and a good vegan muffin. -Davey: I experienced one of my most starstuck moments at the Oasis show. Now, there are a handful of people who will get me starstruck, but generally, I'm able to handle myself because if I meet them it's at a place where I wouldn't be suprised to do so. I did not expect to see Trent Reznor in Las Vegas at this Oasis show, so when I did, I had a little episode. Needless to say I totally dorked out and fan-boyed all over the accommodating gentleman for about 4.5 seconds before letting him be free of me. He was cool. It was nifty. Bowie, you're next. -Davey (on being asked if he freaked out in the theatre when he saw The Ring): "Yes I did. I was by myself and there was this guy with his girlfriend and a couple of other girls next to me - and they were right next to me, so I was pretty much in his lap the whole time. Luckily for me, he was nice! -Davey: Yes I'm a lot prettier than you and you're a girl...I noticed. Pfft, do you believe this? This girl is mad at me cause I'm prettier than her and she's a girl. Don't worry honey, nobody noticed. -Davey: Man, I don't know a damn thing about sports, I wear make-up and nail polish, remember? -Davey: I'm a moron because I don't want to lie in a gutter puking over myself...yeah right. -Davey: I can type like the wind, and believe me, the wind types really fast! -Davey: We don't wear your Abercrombie. So please don't listen to our punk rock. (Davey has since retracted and somewhat apologized for this statement) -Davey: Yeah, I can't play a thing at all. I cannot play an instrument. I do a lot of 'nah-nah-nah-doo-doo-doo' kinda stuff. -Davey: I'm gonna meet Lars in his bunk tonight. We'll see what happens... -Davey (on Pink Floyd): Maybe I never gave them a chance. But when I grew up, hippies listened to Pink Floyd! And I just can't ever get over that. I can't deny my roots. I'm not a big fan of fuckin' hippies. To me, listening to Pink Floyd is like listening to the Grateful Dead. -Davey: I don't know what the monster is. There is a monster. It happens in the studio. Sometimes it happens on stage. And it's in my neck. Sometimes it happens when I'm just talking, Like I'd be talking to you and the monster bites me... it hurts.