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Flutie

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About Me

I can juggle but I'm afraid of clowns. I live in michigan but root against U of M I wrote a book called How not to suck and you should buy it here, you will laugh until it hurts. NOW REEL BIG FISH APPROVED How not to suckMyspace Graphics
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My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

A.A. Milne and Dorthory Parker, only I want them in same room at the same time.

Music:

The Ramones, Reel Big Fish, BFS, The Transplants, Rancid, the Ditty Bops, MC Lars

Movies:

Anything original

Television:

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Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters

Books:

A REVIEW OF HOW NOT TO SUCK, BY Roger, (A reader and hopefully new fan) Reading W.B. Flutie’s How not to Suck was like giving your favorite professor a ride home from college and being instantly bombarded with his philosophy on life. You quickly realize you aren’t sure you want to hear all he has to say because of his brutal honesty but you’re curious what he believes. His style is in your face but some things just need to be said. You may not agree with all he says but you give him the respect to hear him out. He shocks, scares and slams a big dose of reality at you the whole way home. No subject is taboo. He tackles religion, relationships and his personal life. At times you’re ready to use the eject button but then he’d come out with some hilarious observation about life and you couldn’t dare throw him out before the journey was finished. The book is not for the faint of heart but he does capture many tender moments when he writes about his children, his friends and his deep love for his job. Here is a man who is passionate for what he believes and the things that are important in his life. The book is both funny and forces you to take a long hard look at yourself. The combination of those two factors is worth buying the book.How not to suck

My Blog

Political Blood money

I see the news today telling me that Clinton isn’t poor enough to run for president as the person who "champions" the poor.  Really?  Is that the reason?  Because she is personall...
Posted by Flutie on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 02:28:00 PST

Coffee throwing monkey

Once again Michigan is in the news for being full of liars.  Fuck me.  Really?    I’m sick of liars, I’m sick of lying.  Sick of it.  Tonight, I was so disap...
Posted by Flutie on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 07:47:00 PST

Good night and good luck

IT is ALWAYS BETTER TO BE HONEST THAN NICE.  Keith always says what he feels, agree with him or not.  I give credit where it is due and watching someone say what he feels this honestly, is t...
Posted by Flutie on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 08:32:00 PST

Shitty parent test

Have you ever seen what a shitty sucky parent looks like?  If you answered no and you currently have children under the age 18, then you are the shitty parent.  Fuck you.   If you said ...
Posted by Flutie on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 03:07:00 PST

Boys go to Jupiter

My kids (girls) say "Girls to to college to get more knowledge, boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider."  And in that brilliance is a fact, boys are dumb. Every day I see 8 year old boys dog pil...
Posted by Flutie on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 11:13:00 PST

Why Howard Dean Fucked Michigan and why that fucking sucks

I am a big believer in getting good service.  There are few things that piss me off more than waiting on hold for 15 minutes for someone to finally tell me that my new phone will cost me 15 milli...
Posted by Flutie on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 01:32:00 PST

Bell ringers

So, I'm trying to buy bread and I'm attacked by the fucking bell ringer.  I'm trying to drop off my mail, I'm attacked by the fucking bell ringer.Fuck you bell ringerfuck you.I shop at your store...
Posted by Flutie on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 05:30:00 PST

You Lazy Fucks

Here is a thought, fucking do something.   Don't: Let someone else do your work for you Let someone else dictate your life Take the elevator to go up one fucking floor Park in the blue parking sp...
Posted by Flutie on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 05:25:00 PST

The honesty Dr. is IN

Time has come for tact to be replaced by honesty.  Here are some suggestions.   1.  If you go to a fast food place and they fuck it up, give them hell, don't say it is OK because it isn...
Posted by Flutie on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 07:17:00 PST

Dumb Dumb Dumb

So, I had a discussion with my students today about a movie.  In the movie there was a gay character, and well, I expect closed minded stupidity from adults, but a room full of 16-18 year olds a...
Posted by Flutie on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 02:18:00 PST