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ApeyCakes

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I grew up in good ole' B-more, and live in Parkville in an apartment with my best friend, Alicia. I'm a bartender and I love it because I get to meet the most interesting people (and by interesting I mean crazy). I love going out to shows to support local music, and I try to get out to as many as I can, but being a bartender limits my night-time social life. I have a core group of friends that I know I can lean on when times get rough (you all know who you are) and I would like to think that I am just as good to them as they are to me. Oh yeah, and my family rocks too. My dad is my best friend and my mom is one of my heroes, even though we don't always get along. I love sundays because i get to sit around with my dad and watch football (Go RAVENS!!) or baseball (Go O's!!) all day and just chill. Really, I like it simple; good sports, good music, and good friends and I'm set.

My Interests

music, drinking, shows, sex, laughing/crying with my friends, spending time with my parents, making drinks, baseball, football, volleyball, sudoku, crossword puzzles, family gatherings, taking pictures, texting people while drunk, trying to figure out the riddles on the bottlecaps of natty boh, hanging out with my sisters (the twins are the shit!), reading, crafts, watching movies, collecting crushed pennies, cuddling, walking, UTZ potato chips, sitting on the beach, cracking my knuckles, listening to thunderstorms, eating good food, sitting with my cat, breast cancer research, edgar allen poe, driving to random places, and more music.

I'd like to meet:

Funny, fun people like me!!!!!!!!!! Or just some normal people, talented people, smart people, stupid people, open-minded people, closed-minded people, beautiful people, ugly people, nice people, mean people, and everyone in between, because from every person you meet, there is something you can learn.

Music:

Alice in Chains, Led Zeppelin, Rush, Counting Crows, Fleetwood Mac, 311, Dave Matthews, the Doors, Pink Floyd, Queen, Jimi Hendrix, Aerosmith, Elton John, Rolling Stones, Sheryl Crow, Norah Jones, Queensryche, the Beatles, Allison Krauss, Bicycle Thieves, Blues Traveler, CCR, Billy Joel, the Eagles, Tom Petty, Guns n Roses, Elvis Presley, James Taylor, the Allman Brothers, Hank Williams JR, Darkest Hour, Between the Buried and Me, the Speaks, Modest Mouse, Big C and Da Blood (whaddup high school crew), the Cult, David Gray, Eric Clapton, Dire Straights, The Violent Femmes, any and all 80's hair band music, the Black Crows, Misery Index, the Black Dahlia Murder, Incubus, System of a Down, Pie Tasters, A Perfect Circle, Alkaline Trio, Rogue Wave, Skid Row, Damn Yankees, Billy Squire (thanks to Alicia, I have been reintroduced to a childhood favorite), Bob Dylan, David Bowie, the Doobie Brothers, Eddie Money, Decapitated, Iron Maiden, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Poison, Tesla, Placebo, Coheed and Cambria, Reel Big Fish, Flogging Molly, Sublime, No Doubt, Tool, Foo Fighters, Dying Fetus, Maroon 5, Jesse E. String, Guster, the Mars Volta, Swarm of the Lotus, Duran Duran, Necrophagist, the Postal Service, Death Cab for Cutie, Massive Attack, Fiona Apple, Quills, Isis, Blue Oyster Cult, Daniel Bedingfield, Cold Play, Rilo Kiley, Madonna, The Cure, The Red Chord, Journey, Bob Segar, Johnny Cash, The Cars, The Who.

Movies:

Silkvision



The Last Unicorn, Pretty Woman, the X-MEN trilogy, Labyrinth, Legend, the Goonies, Braveheart, the Mighty Ducks 1, 2, and 3, the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Sleeping Beauty, Waiting For Guffman ( "You're all just bastard people" I love Corky St. Claire), Hook, American History X, 25th Hour, Empire Records, Dodgeball (Pepper Brooks is my dream guy haha), Office Space, Dogma, Big Fish, A Life Less Ordinary, Hope Floats, What Dreams May Come, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Boondock Saints, 40-Year Old Virgin, Just Friends, Donnie Darko, RENT (I'm sure I would like the stage version better but I have not had the oppurtunity to see it), Ladder 49, and anything with John Cusak in it.

Television:

I don't watch a lot of TV but when I do this is it - Sports Center, Law & Order and Law & Order: SVU (I'm not a big fan of that other spin-off), Sex and the City, Entourage, and last, but not least, Soap Operas. Some of my old school favorites are Felicity, Dawson's Creek, and My So-Called Life (apparently I'm all about teenage angst hahaha).

Books:

I am proud to say that i own more books than i own DVD's and here are some of my favorites. The Complete Tales and Poems of Edgar Allen Poe (the Masque of the Red Death and the Tell-Tale Heart are awesome), Catcher in the Rye, 1984, Farenheit 451, MAUS I, MAUS II, Naked, The Virgin Suicides, the Lord of the Flies, A Clockwork Orange, Watership Down, Cat's Cradle, Slaughterhouse 5, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, The DaVinci Code, Steppenwolf, Band of Brothers, Animal Farm, The Chronicles of Narnia, The Lord of the Rings, The Five People You Meet in Heaven, Wicked, Son of a Witch, Bang Your Head: The Rise and Fall of Heavy Metal and Harry Potter

Heroes:

David St. Hubbins

My Blog

so far in europe

I am about halfway through my trip to Europe and so far I have had a great time with the exception of one evening. I have been to Prague, Frankfurt, Amsterdam, and Brugge. Prague is absolutely georgeo...
Posted by ApeyCakes on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 04:32:00 PST

Check out this video: Turkish Lessons

Posted By:AliciaGet this video and more at MySpace.com...
Posted by ApeyCakes on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 12:47:00 PST

I HATE LIVING IN A HORROR FILM

So, Alicia and I have had the most terrifying experience tonight. In the wee hours of the morning, as we were getting ready for bed, Alicia turns the corner and lo and behold is the largest, ugliest, ...
Posted by ApeyCakes on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 11:55:00 PST

Funny quotes from Las Vegas!!

" The rice made me feel safe " - Harmony in reference to trying sushi " In Vegas, glitter is soooo in " - April while drunk in the afternoon trying to assist in makeup decisions " I don't need food, I...
Posted by ApeyCakes on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 07:22:00 PST

brutal murderer

yesssss.... Your Monster Profile Brutal Murderer You Feast On: Hot Dogs You Lurk Around In: Wal-mart You Especially Like to Torment: Emo Kids What's Your Monster Name?...
Posted by ApeyCakes on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 09:08:00 PST

Take my quiz!

Take my Quiz on QuizYourFriends.com!
Posted by ApeyCakes on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

southern rock woodstock part 3: the aftermath

- singing in the car with horrible smokers voices since there is no radio - "and you like this?!?" (april to alicia after witnessing steve lip-synching the words to the song "Everybody Dance Now" ...
Posted by ApeyCakes on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

southern rock woodstock part 2: the concert

- "ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...no!" (robin and alicia going to the portapotty in pouring rain to swig from the bottle....decided against it upon opening door) - "where's alicia? have you seen alicia? i'm...
Posted by ApeyCakes on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

southern rock woodstock part 1: the ride

-"smokin, snortin, poppin, tokin" - projectile lettuce from Robin's taco bell sneeze - "we used to sneak bottles in like this!" Robin at carry's house sticking a bottle of corona up her skirt - "I...
Posted by ApeyCakes on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Wow! I didn't even feel that landing!

april throw your drink away, get rid of it! HA! I thought those were the runway lights. Vicatin, Vicatin, Vicatin!!! Cloves, Cloves, Cloves!!! Wait, i wanna steal the SkyMall mag. THAT FUCKING HEAD-H...
Posted by ApeyCakes on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST