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I want the success of my father, the trust of my mother, the beauty of my sisters, the innocence of my brother, the spirit of my grandmother, the discipline of my grandfather, the humor of my friends, the patience of my lovers, the control of my aunts, the charm of my uncles, the character of my cousins, the motivation of my enemies, the confidence of my acquaintances, the strength of my co-workers, the determination of my teachers, and the will to survive til I get there.
I’m very shy at first but gimme time and I open up. If you piss me off I’ll tear you apart so don’t fuck wit me. My friends are my world so don’t fuck wit them. I’d kill for my family so don’t fuck wit them either. I love my job. I hate mornings. I drive wit the heat on and the windows open. I love chicken. I hate nuts in my ice cream. I love filet mignon. I hate the color red. I can cook a flawless gourmet meal but I always burn microwave popcorn. I have a pitbull and a dachshund and both can fuck you up equally. I need a new car. I need bigger paychecks. I need a new boyfriend. I need more shoes. I don’t need your attitude. I hate mean drunks cuz they ruin the party. I have no respect for liars, cheaters, wifebeaters, or druggies, no matter what kind of a person they are other than their faults. I hate rain wit no lightning. I hate zoos wit no polar bears. And I always hold the remote. Anything else, ask.
I shot the pilot, now I beg you to fly this for me.
I'm starting to feel like myself again. And the rest will grow back...eventually.
Why be a cheerio when you can be a f r u i t l o o p ?
I never promised to lie here
and wait FOREVER.