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About Me

Hello. My name is Brown, I am a bear.I am half polar bear, half grizzly bear.

As you can see I have a lot of scars. I like to eat fish.
I do porn on the side. This means I engage in regular, paid intercourse with other animals. It's a living and I enjoy it.
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My Interests

Growling, chomping, cuddling, steroids, starring in porn.

I'd like to meet:

Paddington Bear, Rupert Bear (cunt), Baloo, Yogi Bear and Winnie the Pooh (utter cunt).
My favourite bears are gummi-bears.

Music:

A hybrid genre of classical and rap.

Movies:

Ones with bears in.

Television:

The Simpsons with Bobo the bear.

Books:

Playbear magazine.

My Blog

Pornstar Bear - The song

Hello friends!I'm sure most of you have heard of the song 'Uptown Girl'. Well the BPI (bear porn industry) will be releasing this song about me, called 'Pornstar Bear'. These are the words!Pornstar be...
Posted by Brown on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 04:17:00 PST

I got tagged!

Once you are tagged you must post a blog with six facts about you and then tag six friends Okay I need six things and six people..Ok, let's go with the facts:1) I am 24 centimetres tall, or should I s...
Posted by Brown on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 08:09:00 PST