My present guarantee sca-scheme |
Every year I provide this wonderful must have service.
For a mere five pounds money- I guarantee that one of your presents will remain under the tree until christmas.
it takes the worry out of christm...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 03:57:00 GMT |
The offending Tree |
Yes here it is then- and here is me in my stupid christmas outfit.
See how roofus the parrot is biting my stupid hat!!
thanks for all the great advice then about the present situation.
I have taken t...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 01:54:00 GMT |
under the tree |
well - I have done my annual root around under the tree for presents.
I tied a bit of wool to my leg so that I wouldn't get lost cos there is quite a bit of stuff under there then already,
well- ...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 05:39:00 GMT |
a calamnumpty as pip would say... |
GAWD!!
the bearant has found my Christmas jumper which I had carefully stapled to the underside of the bed then!!!
I am now forced to wear it- and my stupid waistcoat and santa trousers.
I have kept ...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 00:54:00 GMT |
A signed photo of me then...... |
Today I went downstairs then and settled myself at the table to sign autographs for all my fans then.
pip bear moonwalked past and never even asked for a photo!!
then doobah doo said he would ta...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 03:35:00 GMT |
I Have "Highly Inflammable" disorder |
...this is terrible news.
The bearant told me I had it after i put on my parka to go and watch the bonfire then.
she said- " you cant-you are Highly Inflammable"
she went out and left me with the sho...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 00:00:00 GMT |
cake |
.........oh and the bearant made a gloomy bear cake!!! it had jam for blood then!!
Posted by on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 06:01:00 GMT |
doobah doos birthday.... |
....was great then.
he was surprised when we gave him a get well soon card instead of a birthday card but all was clear when he realised that we had got him the heart surgery as a present.
it went wel...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 05:49:00 GMT |
Can you ALIEVE IT! |
This what gutter does then,
He takes a picture of you with him and you dont even know when!!!! But he does it because the camera never lies then,
this is me and him then. I am the one with shoes...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 02:46:00 GMT |
what kind of sandwiches.... |
.....do parrots eat then?
I have tried all kinds with roofus then, and a steak pie...no luck!
this is terrible news- he has only eaten wee bits of seed-he will be STARVING then!
I wish i had kept some...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 14:15:00 GMT |
