Let’s be frank |
When the invitation to the company party uses the words "semiformal" and "dance floor," do ya really think I'm gonna go?The answer... is yes.NO!!! I mean the answer is no.I do all my dancin' and semif...
Posted by Zeeeeeee!!!!! on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 06:53:00 PST |
I’m gonna be needin’ a Canadian passport |
If you're planning to rob me of everything I hold dear (Queen poster, curdled milk sculpture of Steve McQueen), you'll want to do it in the last half of February when I am conquering London, Amsterdam...
Posted by Zeeeeeee!!!!! on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 06:07:00 PST |
Great show or greatest show? |
From the first word to the last, the Stevie Wonder concert in Dallas (first of two nights) was brilliant and surreal and bizarre and not structured like any show I've ever seen.He opened the show by e...
Posted by Zeeeeeee!!!!! on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 10:45:00 PST |
We gonna rock down to Electric Avenue |
Another typical Tuesday (Wednesday). Listening to Carole King's "Tapestry" and Stéphane Grappelli at 3 in the morning with some chick from The Polyphonic Spree. Waking up on a couch, not knowing where...
Posted by Zeeeeeee!!!!! on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 08:13:00 PST |
Whatever happened to non-English-speaking pizza delivery persons? |
I admit it: Pizza Inn is my favorite delivery chain. I think it's because they use a whole pound of real salt in every pizza.I love Pizza Inn so much that I've overlooked all the problems I've encount...
Posted by Zeeeeeee!!!!! on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 06:50:00 PST |
i dun went and kilt me a deer |
for purely religious reasons, of course.i sent that fucker to hell.
Posted by Zeeeeeee!!!!! on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 03:13:00 PST |
Well, shit |
I keep putting the reason I'm going to WF today out of my mind. I keep thinking the main motivation is to get drunk while listening to my friends' bands and and to cruise small-town chicks using my bi...
Posted by Zeeeeeee!!!!! on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 05:33:00 PST |
If you’re at the movies, shut your fucking mouth for two fucking hours |
Went to a sparsely attended movie. Unlucky for a backrow baptist like myself, two kids, guy and girl, decided to sit in the back too. Don't know how old they were. Maybe high school. It was an R-rated...
Posted by Zeeeeeee!!!!! on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 02:34:00 PST |
If you aim too high, buckshot will rain down on you |
In an uncharacteristic moment of small talk by me in the elevator after work, I threw out this standard silly post-holiday line: "I got used to the short week."Then I followed that with this nonsense:...
Posted by Zeeeeeee!!!!! on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 04:05:00 PST |
terms and conditions |
if my blog subscriptions can meet the arbitrary number i have in my head, i will pay all of my current subscribers $1,000 each.the only catch is that i've been sleeping on the pile of money that will ...
Posted by Zeeeeeee!!!!! on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 10:28:00 PST |
