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Jon-Boy

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About Me

Truth is, I am nothing more than your average kung fu master trying to make his way across the barren landscape of the forgotten west. Righting wrongs and teaching harmony where ever I roam......

My Interests

Drinking
Walking
Drinking while Walking
Falling

I'd like to meet:

People like me....unabashedly smart and beautiful, while I also enjoy maintaining acquaintances with the lowly commoners.

Music:

... is very important. God measures you by your ability to choose quality.

Movies:

1. A sequence of photographs projected onto a screen with sufficient rapidity as to create the illusion of motion and continuity.2. A connected cinematic narrative represented in this form.

Television:

... is the portal to heaven, through which angels visit me every night.

Books:

... are good eats with salt, pfeffer, and a dash of oregano.

Heroes:

Praise be all to me, I am my lord and savior.

I shall deliver myself into evil and temptation
and trespass against those who trespass against me

My Blog

Wonder Bread ala Italia...

As a veteran foreign traveler my company has asked me to put together a lessons learned document that details information that may be needed by future employees being deployed to countries with which ...
Posted by Jon-Boy on Tue, 22 May 2007 12:32:00 PST

Condemnable Hearsay....

  Reading comprehension seems to be a lost art. I should probably rephrase that to comprehending what I write is an unfound art.   I write emails all day, part of the travails of many a job ...
Posted by Jon-Boy on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 02:50:00 PST

Imminently Unquotable...

Today I bring answers to some important questions. Question: From Carson - "What are the three types of people?  Given, Situational or not available?" Answer:   Given, Situational, and...
Posted by Jon-Boy on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 02:42:00 PST

Vicarious Cylinder

   I had written a blog to go in this space on my return from the wonderfully dreary beaches of Oregon. But, I just re-read it and realized that it was a rambling mess and would be several p...
Posted by Jon-Boy on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 09:50:00 PST

A Love Story...

   Someone once told me there were only three kinds of people in the world. I've also been told that Pop Rocks and Soda can kill you, and that Montana isn't a bad place t...
Posted by Jon-Boy on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 10:46:00 PST

Watch your step....

Another few paragraphs....   I live in a time warp known as Ocean Beach. This anachronistic sea side shanty town is one of the most beautiful places on earth for multiple reasons that have nothin...
Posted by Jon-Boy on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 08:19:00 PST

Wait for it......

  Its a slow day at work, by which I mean there is tons to do but I'm blowing it all off to screw around on the intarweb.   I have already read everything that could possibly be interes...
Posted by Jon-Boy on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 02:33:00 PST