Being so goddamn awesome. Not being awake. Not being you. Saying the word "thorax".
The guy who invented sleeping late.
Me when I beat Ray's ass at Guitar Hero, Ramones, New Bomb Turks, Rocket From The Crypt, Afghan Whigs, Replacements, Weakerthans, so what if I still like Bad Religion, all things Wu-Tang Clan, They Might Be Giants, Andre Williams, Dead Milkmen, Throwrag, just the other night I was bangin' some Mobb Deep (cuz' I'm skraight-up gangsta, bitches!), Bad Wizard, Riverboat Gamblers, Girls Against Boys, Bad Brains, At The Drive-In, a certain girl who karaokes at my bar on Thursdays, Pegboy, Eric B & Rakim, Cheap Trick, Dolly Parton's giant boobies, The Blackouts, Public Enemy, Gas Huffer, The sound my butt makes when I fart, Samiam, The Sultans, Boris The Sprinkler, The Meatmen, Aggressive Alan And All Of His Awesome Alligators, New York Dolls, EPMD,Captain Kangaroo's pen made cool sounds, Wesley Willis, The Clash, The Humpers, Lou Rawls, Electric Frankenstein, local commercial jingles, Dag Nasty, Turbonegro, The Dragons, bands that my best friend Aaron used to drum for, Candy Snatchers, Hellacopters, Deadly Snakes, Constatines, Joykiller, I still hate Jack White, Murder City Devils, Riverdales, Johnny Thunders... Oh, and Sara Radle.
The Legend Of Gatorface, Rocco's Animal Trainer, Robo-Vamp, and that one scene when Nacho Vidal put the midget in the dishwasher!
Sanford and Son
Knowing how to read is played-out!
Kobayashi - the hotdog eating champ, Rip Van Winkle, Kamala the Ugandan Giant, Neil Hamburger